Bali man forced to marry cow...

[ArizonaSteve]

... after being caught having sex with it.

http://elitedaily.com/elite/2012/balinese-teen-forced-marry-cow-cleanse-town/

 

[BoomerD]

LOL religion...

 

[pelov]

My deepest sympathies and condolences to the grieving widower. I hope that in a few years he sees that there are many other heifers in the field.

 

[SKORPI0]

OP you forgot to post a picture of the bride. :biggrin:

 

[pelov]

Babe thread that way <~~~

Also NSFW

 

[BoomerD]

OP you forgot to post picture of the bride. :biggrin:

She couldn't wear white at the wedding...she was no longer a virgin.

 

[lxskllr]

That cow got fucked in more ways than one :^/

 

[Perknose]

I'm going to milk this thread for all it's worth!

Somewhere, Bart Simpson is slowly shaking his head:

 

[BudAshes]

LOL religion...

LOL indeed.

 

[xSauronx]

should not have drowned that cow

should have marinated it with some red wine

 

[pelov]

LOL religion...

Udder nonsense. Why can't you just accept that they were made for each other?

 

[NFS4]

I wonder what the Chick fil a cows think about this

 

[dennilfloss]

I doubt it's the cow in the pic. That one seems to have the kind of gastric port used by veterinarians to collect rumen to treat other cows who can no longer produce enough of the right bacteria to digest their food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY4QkhwQMRA

http://fragg.me/video/porthole-cow

 

[dennilfloss]

Same story appeared 2 years ago.

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/national/teenager-passes-out-marrying-cow-he-had-sex-with/380095

 

[DrPizza]

When they took the bride's picture, did they ask her to "say cheeese!"

 

[UberNeuman]

I wonder when in bed the cow has to keep telling him to MOOOVE over...

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Reminds me of another story of a man having to marry a goat because he fucked it

 

[BladeVenom]

Same story appeared 2 years ago.

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/national/teenager-passes-out-marrying-cow-he-had-sex-with/380095

I knew it sounded familiar.

 

[dennilfloss]

They're are milking it.

 

[dud]

LOL religion...

Which is more pathetic ... The OP's post or this?

As stupid as having a man marry a cow is ... your lack of so many things in this post is even more inane. Your lack of faith is disturbing ...

What's more disturbing is the fact that you sit behind a computer monitor and bash other people's beliefs.

Brave man you are ...

 

[Krazy4Real]

Poor cow.

 

[Howard]

Which is more pathetic ... The OP's post or this?

As stupid as having a man marry a cow is ... your lack of so many things in this post is even more inane. Your lack of faith is disturbing ...

What's more disturbing is the fact that you sit behind a computer monitor and bash other people's beliefs.

Brave man you are ...

You're... ... dumb...

 

[Spungo]

Did anyone else notice the article on the side of the page?
http://elitedaily.com/elite/2012/woman-stole-newborn-girl-prove-husband-baby-faking-pregnancy/
Woman stole newborn girl to prove that her fake pregnancy was not fake.

 

[zinfamous]

Which is more pathetic ... The OP's post or this?

As stupid as having a man marry a cow is ... your lack of so many things in this post is even more inane. Your lack of faith is disturbing ...

What's more disturbing is the fact that you sit behind a computer monitor and bash other people's beliefs.

Brave man you are ...

when any religion dictates that you must marry an animal--for any reason--then it is perfectly acceptable to laugh at that religion, and treat it as the useless bronze-aged mythology that it is.

 

[SKORPI0]

They're are milking it.

The story or the cow? :biggrin: