Bald men of the world rejoice!

[Yeeny]

There may be a cure for your problem, and all it involves is having a cow lick your head. Here is the story:

Cow tongue has baldness licked

A Colombian hairdresser claims he's found a cure for baldness that involves a cow licking the hairless scalps of his customers.

The barber from Pereira around 100 miles east of the capital Bogota uses a special tonic for the cow to massage into the pate with its tongue.

One of his customers said the treatment has made him feel more masculine and more attractive to women.

CNN quoted Henry Gomez as saying: "My friends even say: 'What are you doing? You have more hair. You look younger'."

 

[Total Refected Power]

I didn't know Monica Lewinsky moved to Columbia!!!!!!!!!

 

[kduncan5]

Now all I have to do is get used to the idea of a d*mn cow licking my balding head!:disgust: -kd5-

 

[Yeeny]

Hehe TRP, close but no cigar.

 

[Total Refected Power]

GF:

LOL!!! cigar

 

[Russ]

Amazing. It takes a huge idiot to be so vain that they'd subject themselves to such stupidity because they happen to be losing their hair. My moron brother got transplants because he was so worried about it. Maybe he should have just bought a cow.

Really, who cares?

Russ, NCNE

 

[compuwiz1]

Hey, my feelings exactly Russ! It takes a person who is either very vain, or tremendously insecure about their being (not that there is much difference) to go to extreme measures. I could care less. I have a receding hairline and a little balding going on in the back top of my head. Do I care? Hell no! It doesn't change who I am one iota.

 

[Regine]

It can be quite sexy on people

 

[Isla]

I agree, toolgirl...

I'll lick a guys bald spot if it's the right guy...

 

[Total Refected Power]

I think it is insecurity. I feel sorrow for guys when I see them wearing a bad wig.

 

[compuwiz1]

Hey gals, it has advantages too! On a bright day, if I turn it at the right angle, it gives off beams that would blind someone. :Q

 

[reitz]

Amen, Russ. I noticed that my hairline was receding when I was 17, and I'm actually looking forward to losing the rest of it. I figure I'll just shave it off once it starts to look bad, and then I won't have to deal with it at all.

 

[compuwiz1]

Elites don't need no stinking hair!

 

[hzl eyed grl]

<< I think it is insecurity. I feel sorrow for guys when I see them wearing a bad wig. >>



Yeah, or an equally bad comb-over. Ugh Those are soooo ugly.

 

[damocles]

You dont need hair when you know how to do a good comb-over. Drives all the chicks wild

 

[compuwiz1]

[Austin Powers]Do I make ya horney baby?[/Austin Powers] LOL

 

[Moonbeam]

Geez, the last time a girl licked my head it wasn't hair that grew.

 

[Isla]

I like it. Hey, how about a sexy bald guy thread?

I have quite a few favorites, oh yeah!

 

[Isla]

Moonbeam, wooo hoooo!

Good for you...

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Yeah, wildly wondering who on Earth lied to you and told you that the freakin' ugly comb-over looked good.

 

[compuwiz1]

Lol@Heather! It was probably the girl he had to pay. Buwahahahaha.

 

[Fathom5]

Makes me sorry I still have a full head of hair.

'Nite.

 

[~zonker~]

I'm taking applications for the bald spot lickers at the moment... and I'm not talking about cows

 

[Yeeny]

I hope everyone realized that my post was a joke about the lengths some people will go to, in order to make themselves feel better, instead of just accepting who and what they are. It was in no way intended to be serious, though you all should know that considering who the original poster is. I think bald men are sexy as hell, especially ones who are not afraid to be what they are. Then again, I have a thing for chubby guys too, so maybe I am just weird.

 

[Russ]

Hey, it's NOT a bald spot. It's a solar panel on a sex machine.

Russ, NCNE