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Nyical

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God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates:

"Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deers there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time,I have given them climatic extremes.... And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance."

One of the angels asked... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"

God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "PAKISTAN", my most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold....."

The angel was quite surprised "But God you said everything should be in balance."

God replied - "Look at the neighbours, I gave them."
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Please mark this as an attempt at a joke in the title.

With an "emphasis" on attempt :p
 

Looney

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Originally posted by: Nyical
God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates:

"Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deers there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time,I have given them climatic extremes.... And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance."

One of the angels asked... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"

God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "PAKISTAN", my most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold....."

The angel was quite surprised "But God you said everything should be in balance."

God replied - "Look at the neighbours, I gave them."


What a LAME joke... it's much better with the Canadian/American version.
 

GermyBoy

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Both neighbors are bad, and they account for 1/3 of the population of the world. Horrible...
 

Jejunum

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crappy joke pakistani trouble maker

India largest democracy in the world...
Pakistan military dictatorship...