baked a rooney dooney

iluvtruenos

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Apr 14, 2005
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and this thing was like whoa, so we were all like no way, but that one guy was like no way, and we were like, ya man, that's all real, so now that guy's like dude, remember that one time when we went to that place and everyone there was like whoa? and i'm like, hell yea, man, i remember, then he was like so what'd we do there? and i was like i don't know. so the guy's like whoa, man, we had some killer beds and in the beds were these bedsheets, and they were cleaned every day by a mexican housecleaner named lorraine, and lorraine was nice and all, but we were really bored, so we tied a bottle rocket to a tree and the rocket was like let's go up, but the tree was like hell no, Fg is way too much for your little Fcombustion cause you only have like 0.1 newtons of thrust, but the tree was like i'm heavy dude, and the tree was like since you can't lift me, we stay, so they stayed and we came home and stopped.