The dust has settled, the smoke has cleared, and we've started counting the bodies from last week's spendsational Woot-Off. Our tireless warehouse folx are a-packin' and a-shippin' just as fast as they can, bless their hearts - but not even they can turn over that veritable Kilimanjaro of Woot-Off product immediately. Seriously, we'll be sending shipments out all week long, so please don't have a cow, blow a gasket, or plotz if your wiper-fluid warmer hasn't shown up by this weekend.
And that goes triple for anybody who managed to grab a Bag O' Crap. Seeing as how it's crap and all, those shipments are at the bottom of our totem pole. (Note: neither Woot.com nor its subsidiaries actually owns a totem pole.) In short, we haven't the first flippin' clue when you'll get your BOC. Hey, it's just one more mystery piled atop the enigma wrapped inside the conundrum slathered in a creamy sauce of inscrutability that is the BOC. Keep in mind: you paid good money for clearly-labeled crap. What's the hurry? It'll still be crappy whenever it gets there.
Once your bag slithers its way into your home, by all means flaunt your booty in the forums. (We mean "booty" in the Blackbeard sense, not the Sir Mix-A-Lot sense.) Descriptions are OK, pictures are even better, and what the hell, videos would be awesome. This is your chance to drive your fellow wooters insane with jealousy - or make yourself the target of ridicule for so foolishly wasting your money. Make it count!
On a far less significant note, a half-dozen of you may have noticed that last week saw no WWWoundup posts from yours truly. Not only was I sternum-deep in Woot-Off writing, but we had so much else going on on the site that WWWoundups had to take a back seat to official bidness. Now that the madness has passed, expect a return to our regularly-scheduled WWWoundups tomorrow, with a real humdinger of a YouTubesday post. See, you're wrong - you DO have something to live for!
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