baghdad er joke

[eits]

so a guy comes into the er and wakes up in the bed. the doctor comes in and says, "i have some good news and some bad news. which do you wanna hear first?"

the guy says, "lemme hear the bad news... that way, the good news can cheer me up."

the doc says, "i had to amputate both your legs."

the guy says, "my God, that's terrible! how could there be any good news after that?"

the doc says, "the guy in the bed next to you wants to buy your shoes."


You disrespect our troops again like that and I'll smack your ass so hard you'll wish you were in an ER.
Oh, and REPOST.
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[altonb1]

please edit topic title to say BAD BAGHDAD ER JOKE.

Thanks.

 

[doze]

groan

 

[SchrodingersDog]

I expected some dead baby jokes.
Oh, and it would be funnier if the last line was the Doc saying "Your wife is a slut."

 

[mjh]

:disgust:

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
I expected some dead baby jokes.
Oh, and it would be funnier if the last line was the Doc saying "Your wife is a slut."

this is true.


to all those saying it's a bad joke, no crap. i just posted it for groans.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't get it.

 

[da loser]

almost

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: doze
groan

Yep and it was a groaner 40 years ago too.