BAD VIRUS!!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes,"
delete it IMMEDIATELY!
READ ON........
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,
but it will also Delete anything on disks within 20 feet
of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics
to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when
you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way
that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your
backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense
and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences.
It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged
in dangerously close to a full bathtub.It will not only remove the
forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
your skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart
so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front
of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send to everyone .....
To help prevent viruses, update your Antivirus Software's .DAT files each
month.
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes,"
delete it IMMEDIATELY!
READ ON........
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,
but it will also Delete anything on disks within 20 feet
of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics
to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when
you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way
that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your
backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense
and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences.
It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged
in dangerously close to a full bathtub.It will not only remove the
forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
your skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart
so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front
of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send to everyone .....
To help prevent viruses, update your Antivirus Software's .DAT files each
month.
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