Bad neighbor – what would you do?

Vette73

Lifer
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So I moved recently to new place in Texas as I took disability from working due to stress.

New place is basic small little house in a neighborhood that has lots of rednecks, nascar flags, and people watching fox news. Only bad thing is the last person to live here was a sex offender so the address comes up when looking. Some guy having sex with his 17 year old girlfriend when he was 18. Bad for him but no biggy for me, just weird. Look your address up to see what you find.

So the other day I am walking my dog and there are a pile of cars, people being loud, and lots of little kids everywhere. I give the neighbor a dirty look and just carry on as it was a mess and on top of that I was not asked to come to the party.

Well the other day I went to a psychiatrist I see for my stress issues and I saw his wife was following me. I came here to get away from nosey people and just want to relax. That and why is she doing that, thats weird is it not?

So what should I do? I see he has kids should I offer to let them come over and have cookies with me so the parents see I am a nice guy? I’m great with kids and they love me.
 

Vette73

Lifer
Jul 5, 2000
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Not sure if serious.


What cookies no good? How about cake, cheese?

Or you think carrot sticks are better for the kids when i pick them up at the bus stop in my van. Plenty of room so they will be happy. That and of course I will bring my dog.
 

novasatori

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Feb 27, 2003
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pretty good one, took me pretty far through it to realize what the hell was going on

master stroke i say
 

Macamus Prime

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I give the neighbor a dirty look and just carry on as it was a mess and on top of that I was not asked to come to the party.

He should have shot you in the face, right there and then.

Get ready, I heard he is prepping his pick up truck and some chains,.... wait, you wouldn't happen to be black, would you?
 

Sluggo

Lifer
Jun 12, 2000
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Looks like another slow day working for the government, always time to post, difficult to find time to do your job.
 

Vette73

Lifer
Jul 5, 2000
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Looks like another slow day working for the government, always time to post, difficult to find time to do your job.

Or could be good enough to post this, go through 5 new hires, 1 meeting, 1 resending offer, 3 job repost, and 1 security issue since I got here.

So what have you done today?

Want to talk about it? How about I pick you up in my van, I got candy and a puppy?