• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Bad movies that RoXoReD your BoXeRs...

Really really bad movies...I love them...

WORST MOVIE EVER:

End Of The Road. Should be ok, Stacy Keatch as the patient, James Earl Jones as the Doctor, a cast recognizable to anyone who watched a lot of TV over the last 30 years.

Short version of the story. Stacy graduates from college, at about age 40 with a ton of degrees. He goes to get on the train and while waiting goes into a catatonic trance and stands there for a couple of days. A dog pees on him! Then, James Earl strolls by and after jive talking to him for a while, says to him, "Yo Mama's tit's as cold as hard cement!" Stacy wakes up and goes to the institute that Jones heads. There, he sees a guy dressed as a nurse, and a guy screwing a chicken! Stacy undergoes "therapy" with Jones. That consists of loud sound effects being played while pics are flashed on the wall while Jones rumbles BS.

Stacy "graduates" and gets a job teaching school, he screws his boss's wife, she gets pregnant, Jones does an abortion on her, she chokes on her own vomit and dies and she gets to sleep with the fishes.

Some almost as bad:

The Postman
Moment by moment.
Any musical. Period. Even when I was a little kid I couldn't stand them!
 
Originally posted by: hemiram
Really really bad movies...I love them...

WORST MOVIE EVER:

End Of The Road. Should be ok, Stacy Keatch as the patient, James Earl Jones as the Doctor, a cast recognizable to anyone who watched a lot of TV over the last 30 years.

Short version of the story. Stacy graduates from college, at about age 40 with a ton of degrees. He goes to get on the train and while waiting goes into a catatonic trance and stands there for a couple of days. A dog pees on him! Then, James Earl strolls by and after jive talking to him for a while, says to him, "Yo Mama's tit's as cold as hard cement!" Stacy wakes up and goes to the institute that Jones heads. There, he sees a guy dressed as a nurse, and a guy screwing a chicken! Stacy undergoes "therapy" with Jones. That consists of loud sound effects being played while pics are flashed on the wall while Jones rumbles BS.

Stacy "graduates" and gets a job teaching school, he screws his boss's wife, she gets pregnant, Jones does an abortion on her, she chokes on her own vomit and dies and she gets to sleep with the fishes.
Click to expand...
:shocked: Mother of.....
 
What was that one movie with the robot with treads and a shoulder mounted laser cannon? It had a personality of its own...

edit: LOL at that vidclip, omfg aahahhahahah
 
Check out Swamp Women.

My brother got this "50 classic monster movies" DVD set for his Bday, it is, without a doubt, the worst movie ever.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top