bad jokes... where are they?

[quizzelsnatch]

whatever happened to that thread full of bad jokes? can't find it with the search (i am a noob). tell me some horrible jokes please!

 

[Evadman]

Man who lives in glass house will screw in the basement.

 

[quizzelsnatch]

i don't get it.

 

[Fudssa]

Here

 

[quizzelsnatch]

Originally posted by: Swag1138
If your flying down the highway, and you lose a tire, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof?

NONE! Snakes dont HAVE armpits!

best joke ever.

 

[seanws]

Originally posted by: quizzelsnatch

Originally posted by: Swag1138
If your flying down the highway, and you lose a tire, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof?

NONE! Snakes dont HAVE armpits!

best joke ever.

i must be really tired, because i cant stop laughing

 

[anxi80]

ive told this one enough times here, someone else can do the punchline...

why do women wear make-up and perfume?

 

[Fudssa]

Originally posted by: anxi80
ive told this one enough times here, someone else can do the punchline...

why do women wear make-up and perfume?

because snakes don't have armpits?

 

[quizzelsnatch]

Originally posted by: anxi80
ive told this one enough times here, someone else can do the punchline...

why do women wear make-up and perfume?

haha HILARIOUS...

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Fudssa

Originally posted by: anxi80
ive told this one enough times here, someone else can do the punchline...

why do women wear make-up and perfume?

because snakes don't have armpits?

:beer:

 

[AStar617]

A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied.

"Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

 

[yukichigai]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, you neek up on it.

How do you top a car?

Tep on the brake, tupid.

What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

What's big, yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

 

[DeMeo]

I caught my wife in bed with another man.
I was crushed. I said "Get off me, you two!"

 

[Syringer]

Just do a search for Brutuskend

 

[Syringer]

And this should help too http://forums.anandtech.com/me...ht_key=y&keyword1=joke

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: DeMeo
I caught my wife in bed with another man.
I was crushed. I said "Get off me, you two!"

That sounds like a steven wright joke

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: quizzelsnatch
tell me some horrible jokes please!

Visit nearly any parody thread.

 

[spiderrasmon]

a man walks into a bar...

he says "Ouch!"

 

[Kev]

What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

hahahah... so stupid yet so brilliant.

 

[dighn]

a baby seal walks into a club

a horse walks in a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"

what's brown and sticky? a stick

 

[JRS4224]

Originally posted by: dighn
a baby seal walks into a club

a horse walks in a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"

what's brown and sticky? a stick

I don't know why but I found that hillarious

 

[Soccer55]

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

-Tom

 

[joecool]

knock knock

who's there?

tinkerbell

tinkerbell who?

tink 'er bell is broken, dat's why i had to knock

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: seanws

Originally posted by: quizzelsnatch

Originally posted by: Swag1138
If your flying down the highway, and you lose a tire, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof?

NONE! Snakes dont HAVE armpits!

best joke ever.

i must be really tired, because i cant stop laughing

LOL More :beer:?