- Nov 16, 2000
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A blonde is driving down the road one day on her way to work, and suddenly, a rabbit jumps into the road. She swerves and tries not to hit it, but she sees the rabbit bounce off the car and roll onto the side of the road. Being an animal lover, she pulls the car over and takes a look at the rabbit. It seems to be alive; it's breathing, eyes open, etc. but it won't get up. Thinking it might be going into shock, she tries to quickly decide what to do.
Suddenly, she thinks that she heard that if someone is going into shock, they need fluids if possible. So, she blindly reaches into the backseat of her car and grabs a bottle of something. After managing to pour some of it down the rabbit's throat, the rabbit suddenly jumps up and hops away. Feeling proud, she chucks the bottle back into her car and drives away.
The next day, on her way to work, she sees this rabbit again! Only this time, it is inexplicably WAVING at her from a nearby fence as she drives by. Thinking this strange, she considers getting out, but continues on to work anyway. However, every day for almost a week, she sees this rabbit, leaning against the fence and waving at her on her daily trek to work.
Finally, one day, her couriosity gets the best of her and she pulls over to the side of the road. Remembering what the gave the rabbit, she reaches into the back of her car yet again to see just what it was she fed the rabbit. To her suprise, the label read...
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OK, here it comes..
.......you sure?
"Permanent Wave for Damaged Hair"
Suddenly, she thinks that she heard that if someone is going into shock, they need fluids if possible. So, she blindly reaches into the backseat of her car and grabs a bottle of something. After managing to pour some of it down the rabbit's throat, the rabbit suddenly jumps up and hops away. Feeling proud, she chucks the bottle back into her car and drives away.
The next day, on her way to work, she sees this rabbit again! Only this time, it is inexplicably WAVING at her from a nearby fence as she drives by. Thinking this strange, she considers getting out, but continues on to work anyway. However, every day for almost a week, she sees this rabbit, leaning against the fence and waving at her on her daily trek to work.
Finally, one day, her couriosity gets the best of her and she pulls over to the side of the road. Remembering what the gave the rabbit, she reaches into the back of her car yet again to see just what it was she fed the rabbit. To her suprise, the label read...
ARE YOU READY?
If you don't want your IQ to drop any more, please leave NOW.
OK, here it comes..
.......you sure?
"Permanent Wave for Damaged Hair"
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