This cracks me up but generally other people don't like it. So I'm telling it here 😛 Thoughts?
This guy meets a cute girl at a bar. After a few drinks and some chatting they leave together & head to her apartment. After a few more drinks there he tells her he's into some really kinky stuff. That's ok, she says, she is too. She goes into another room to change into something more comfortable, and ten minutes later walks back in clad head to heel in black, spiked leather, brandishing a wicked looking leather whip. 'Ready?' she says. 'Gimme ten minutes', he replies, 'I just nailed your cat'.
This guy meets a cute girl at a bar. After a few drinks and some chatting they leave together & head to her apartment. After a few more drinks there he tells her he's into some really kinky stuff. That's ok, she says, she is too. She goes into another room to change into something more comfortable, and ten minutes later walks back in clad head to heel in black, spiked leather, brandishing a wicked looking leather whip. 'Ready?' she says. 'Gimme ten minutes', he replies, 'I just nailed your cat'.
