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GasX

Lifer
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Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?























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TheOverlord

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An egg and a sausage are sitting in a frying pan.

The egg says to the sausage, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!"

Then the sausage says, "Oh my gosh! A talking egg!"
 
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DuffmanOhYeah

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More of a riddle for you

Train A is leaving Pheonix headed towards Baltimore traveling 85 mph

Train B is leaving Baltimore headed towards Pheonix traveling 60 mph

The distance between the two cities is 2600 miles

Now the question is......



































How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?


Think about it. :confused:
 
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Fausto

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A pirate walks into a bar with a car steering wheel and column protruding from his fly.

The bartender says, "Hey, you got a steering wheel on your crotch!"

The guy says, "Arrrg, I know.....it's driving me nuts!"

:Q

Fausto
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
Jun 1, 2001
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<< An egg and a sausage are sitting in a frying pan.
The egg says to the sausage, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!"
Then the sausage says, "Oh my gosh! A talking egg!" >>



Ha ha! Hilarious...
 
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dionx

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Mar 11, 2001
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hehe.. i heard them all before.. but reading them again still got me to laugh :)
 
WaTaGuMp

WaTaGuMp

Lifer
May 10, 2001
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The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

 
WaTaGuMp

WaTaGuMp

Lifer
May 10, 2001
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Ok bar jokes huh



A horse wlaks into a bar and the bartender says, Hey why the long face!
 
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Ameesh

Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Nerdy Joke ahead! BEware!


A mathemtician walks into a bar and see's a function sitting on his favorite stool. He goes up to the function and says

Mathematician:"Get off my stool!"
Function:"No Way Man!"
Mathematician:"You better move or i'll...i'll..i'll differentiate you!!!"
Function:"Go Ahead! I dont Care!"
Mathematician:"Why you!!! If you dont move I'll integrate you!!!"
Function:"Go Ahead Chump! Do your worse!"
Mathematician: "Why arent you scared of me?!?!"
Function:"Cause I'm e^xdx !!!"





HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL!
 
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Ameesh

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<< oh my gosh.. there is no comment for that except you might have killed this joke thread >>



ME?!?!
 
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Ameesh

Lifer
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<< oh my god...I actually laughed at that one... >>



my joke?!

bahh be specific people!
 
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jm0ut

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<< Nerdy Joke ahead! BEware!


A mathemtician walks into a bar and see's a function sitting on his favorite stool. He goes up to the function and says

Mathematician:"Get off my stool!"
Function:"No Way Man!"
Mathematician:"You better move or i'll...i'll..i'll differentiate you!!!"
Function:"Go Ahead! I dont Care!"
Mathematician:"Why you!!! If you dont move I'll integrate you!!!"
Function:"Go Ahead Chump! Do your worse!"
Mathematician: "Why arent you scared of me?!?!"
Function:"Cause I'm e^xdx !!!"



most excellent





HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL! >>

 
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