Late one night at the city zoo, a man is cleaning around some of the cages in preparation for the next day's visitors, when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and sees a big gorilla standing in the cage behind him, with a troubled look on his face.
The gorilla then proceeds to say, "Listen friend, you couldn't do me a favor and let me out, could you? I haven't had sex in a while and I'm going nuts."
The man replies, "No way, I can't, I'll lose my job!"
The following night, the man feels another tap on his shoulder, and sees the same troubled face staring back.
The gorilla then spits out a half growl, half whimper, "Please friend, let me out. If you don't, I'll explode in here."
Again, the man replies, "No, I can't, I'll lose my job," and goes on his way.
That night, the gorilla notices a metal bar lying by the side of the cage. He picks the bar up and wedges it between two of the bars, bends them open and makes a run for it.
After snooping around the zoo for a while, he spots a lion sleeping with his bum sticking in the air. The gorilla is overcome with excitement and uses the bar to bend a gap in the lion's cage. As soon as he is in the cage, he creeps up on the lion and proceeds to do what he came in there for. While in the middle of his relief, the gorilla gets a fright as the lion wakes up, realizes what's happening, and begins to go nuts. At this point, the gorilla decides to cut his losses and make a run for it.
Soon after escaping the cage, the gorilla notices a bench with some newspapers lying on it, so he decides to take cover under the sheets of paper.
After a couple of minutes, the gorilla hears the lion creeping up to the bench. Lying there petrified, he hears the lion say, "Psst, you haven't seen a gorilla creeping around here, have you?"
The gorilla then says, "What, the one who was behind you in the cage?"
The lion replies, "Oh no, don't tell me it's in the newspaper already!"
The gorilla then proceeds to say, "Listen friend, you couldn't do me a favor and let me out, could you? I haven't had sex in a while and I'm going nuts."
The man replies, "No way, I can't, I'll lose my job!"
The following night, the man feels another tap on his shoulder, and sees the same troubled face staring back.
The gorilla then spits out a half growl, half whimper, "Please friend, let me out. If you don't, I'll explode in here."
Again, the man replies, "No, I can't, I'll lose my job," and goes on his way.
That night, the gorilla notices a metal bar lying by the side of the cage. He picks the bar up and wedges it between two of the bars, bends them open and makes a run for it.
After snooping around the zoo for a while, he spots a lion sleeping with his bum sticking in the air. The gorilla is overcome with excitement and uses the bar to bend a gap in the lion's cage. As soon as he is in the cage, he creeps up on the lion and proceeds to do what he came in there for. While in the middle of his relief, the gorilla gets a fright as the lion wakes up, realizes what's happening, and begins to go nuts. At this point, the gorilla decides to cut his losses and make a run for it.
Soon after escaping the cage, the gorilla notices a bench with some newspapers lying on it, so he decides to take cover under the sheets of paper.
After a couple of minutes, the gorilla hears the lion creeping up to the bench. Lying there petrified, he hears the lion say, "Psst, you haven't seen a gorilla creeping around here, have you?"
The gorilla then says, "What, the one who was behind you in the cage?"
The lion replies, "Oh no, don't tell me it's in the newspaper already!"
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