A guy and his talking dog "Rover" went to a bar.
The bartender says "We don't allow dogs in here."
The guy says "You don't understand, my dog talks."
The bartender says "Prove it and i'll let him stay."
The guy says "Ok, Rover tell the bartender you want a beer."
So, Rover says "I want a beer."
The bartender says "No way, you are a ventriloquist."
The guy says "Ok, I'll go to the bathroom and you ask him."
The bartender says "Well, what can I get ya?"
Rover replys "I want a beer."
The bartender can't believe it. He reaches in his wallet pulls out a ten dollar bill and tells Rover it's yours if you go to the bar across the street and say the same thing.
The guy comes out of the bathroom and can't believe his dog is gone. He says "What have you done with my dog!"
The bartender says "Don't worry, I sent him across the street to the other bar."
Furious the guy runs out of the bar to see Rover bangin a sexy poodle on the street corner.
The guy says "Rover, Rover! What are you doing, I've never seen you do this before?"
Rover says "I've never had ten bucks before!"
The bartender says "We don't allow dogs in here."
The guy says "You don't understand, my dog talks."
The bartender says "Prove it and i'll let him stay."
The guy says "Ok, Rover tell the bartender you want a beer."
So, Rover says "I want a beer."
The bartender says "No way, you are a ventriloquist."
The guy says "Ok, I'll go to the bathroom and you ask him."
The bartender says "Well, what can I get ya?"
Rover replys "I want a beer."
The bartender can't believe it. He reaches in his wallet pulls out a ten dollar bill and tells Rover it's yours if you go to the bar across the street and say the same thing.
The guy comes out of the bathroom and can't believe his dog is gone. He says "What have you done with my dog!"
The bartender says "Don't worry, I sent him across the street to the other bar."
Furious the guy runs out of the bar to see Rover bangin a sexy poodle on the street corner.
The guy says "Rover, Rover! What are you doing, I've never seen you do this before?"
Rover says "I've never had ten bucks before!"
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