Bad as it is with pigeons and seagulls crapping on cars and people,

[dennilfloss]

It would be a lot worse if cows could fly. We'd have to wear hard hats to go do the groceries.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
It would be a lot worse if cows could fly. We'd have to wear hard hats to go do the groceries.

flying elephants would be worse

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
It would be a lot worse if cows could fly. We'd have to wear hard hats to go do the groceries.

flying elephants would be worse

How about flying blue whales with high libidos?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Flying Nibblonians would spell certain destruction..

 

[Manuwell]

Flying people would be scary as well

 

[SampSon]

Cow patties come out soft.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Flying Nibblonians would spell certain destruction..

 

[Mloot]

Birdie, birdie in the sky
why'd you do that in my eye.

Birdie, birdie in the sky
I'm sure glad that cows don't fly.


Not sure of its origins, but my dad taught it to me as a kid.

 

[Wag]

Hold them down and crap on them- see how they like it!!!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Have you been smoking weed lately?

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
It would be a lot worse if cows could fly. We'd have to wear hard hats to go do the groceries.

flying elephants would be worse

How about flying blue whales with high libidos?

That would require umbrellas, not hard hats.

 

[MovingTarget]

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
It would be a lot worse if cows could fly. We'd have to wear hard hats to go do the groceries.

flying elephants would be worse

How about flying blue whales with high libidos?

That would require umbrellas, not hard hats.

Actually, it might depend a little on the altitude that said creature takes said dump.

That being said, this thread begs the question, "Whats with the flying jerks?"

 

[Aquila76]

I'm still waiting for science to successfully clone a rhino with a monkey. That's a lotta poo to get flung.

 

[Rubycon]

Cows only fly around tornadoes. Big ones.

If you've ever been through a cicada cycle you'd know that number of poopers/pissers is what counts. Those things really mess up everything!

 

[OUCaptain]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
It would be a lot worse if cows could fly. We'd have to wear hard hats to go do the groceries.

flying elephants would be worse

How about flying blue whales with high libidos?

accompanied by a bowl of tulips

 

[redgtxdi]

Originally posted by: Rubycon
Cows only fly around tornadoes. Big ones.

If you've ever been through a cicada cycle you'd know that number of poopers/pissers is what counts. Those things really mess up everything!

OOOOoooh ya..........cicadas!!!

The one insect I soooo wish they would've used on Fear Factor!!!!!


Imagine biting into T-H-I-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rubycon]

Originally posted by: redgtxdi

OOOOoooh ya..........cicadas!!!

The one insect I soooo wish they would've used on Fear Factor!!!!!


Imagine biting into T-H-I-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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