Couple of things to clear up before I start telling stories.
1. Ohio Chicks suck, especially the drunk ones!
2. Bay County has the worst police force that exists. I followed the DUI bastard than ran me off the road for 26 miles and 54 minutes and you never caught him. I gave you Plate Number and State, color, make, model, and year of his vehicle. I talked to your dispatcher 6 times. I also watched him run off the road 50 times(no exaggeration) and almost hit other cars NUMEROUS times. Drunks suck and Bay County Sheriffs suck(they were all on the Strip in PCB).
3. If you are from Michigan and you come to PCB, prepare to get burnt by the sun and arrested for having an open container.
4. New Chevrolet Z-71's suck. Their airbags deploy at 10 MPH and STINK!
5. Florida Beer sucks.
6. Stoli Vodka disappears quick.
7. I drank 30$ worth of beer at Hooters and ate less than 4$ worth of food. Yes, my waitress was also hot.
8. R. Kelly can commit a sex offense and has more respect than the Dixie Chicks who spoke out against the war.
9. Girls like R. Kelly.
10. If you are from Michigan/Minnesota/Ohio/Wherever the hell... don't whine. Nothing sounds worse than someone from there whining. It almost drove me to deafness.
11. If you drive around playing a song that says "I don't give a fvck" at the loudest volume possible... understand that cops don't give a fvck either and will pull you over.
12. You are an idiot if you get caught with an open container.
13. Those who drink ANYTHING out of a glass bottle on a beach should be shot and mutilated.
14. Girls who are 14 don't look 14. They look 18 or 19.
15. I promise there are more cops on Front Beach Rd(the Strip) than anyone other area on Earth. FHP, Bay County, PCB police, and numerous undercover units.
16. If you don't act stupid they won't bother you.
17. Girls talk vulgar these days.
18. My digital camera sucks and is not waterproof.
19. It is easy to spend 400$ in a week on food and alcohol.
20. Cows have telephones.
1. Ohio Chicks suck, especially the drunk ones!
2. Bay County has the worst police force that exists. I followed the DUI bastard than ran me off the road for 26 miles and 54 minutes and you never caught him. I gave you Plate Number and State, color, make, model, and year of his vehicle. I talked to your dispatcher 6 times. I also watched him run off the road 50 times(no exaggeration) and almost hit other cars NUMEROUS times. Drunks suck and Bay County Sheriffs suck(they were all on the Strip in PCB).
3. If you are from Michigan and you come to PCB, prepare to get burnt by the sun and arrested for having an open container.
4. New Chevrolet Z-71's suck. Their airbags deploy at 10 MPH and STINK!
5. Florida Beer sucks.
6. Stoli Vodka disappears quick.
7. I drank 30$ worth of beer at Hooters and ate less than 4$ worth of food. Yes, my waitress was also hot.
8. R. Kelly can commit a sex offense and has more respect than the Dixie Chicks who spoke out against the war.
9. Girls like R. Kelly.
10. If you are from Michigan/Minnesota/Ohio/Wherever the hell... don't whine. Nothing sounds worse than someone from there whining. It almost drove me to deafness.
11. If you drive around playing a song that says "I don't give a fvck" at the loudest volume possible... understand that cops don't give a fvck either and will pull you over.
12. You are an idiot if you get caught with an open container.
13. Those who drink ANYTHING out of a glass bottle on a beach should be shot and mutilated.
14. Girls who are 14 don't look 14. They look 18 or 19.
15. I promise there are more cops on Front Beach Rd(the Strip) than anyone other area on Earth. FHP, Bay County, PCB police, and numerous undercover units.
16. If you don't act stupid they won't bother you.
17. Girls talk vulgar these days.
18. My digital camera sucks and is not waterproof.
19. It is easy to spend 400$ in a week on food and alcohol.
20. Cows have telephones.
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