Like a tube of toothpaste.
KT
Laugh all you want, but I will be squeezing in to a pair of jean-shorts for a party this weekend that you could only dream of fitting around that tree-trunk of a waist you are sporting.
Looking like a can of Pillsbury dinner rolls that refused to peel so you just smashed it on the side of the counter is in this Summer.
Be sure to take prints of the photochopped picture to the party. Maybe your crowd will find it humorous.
-KeithP