bachelor party ideas

RadioHead84

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I need some bachelor party ideas. Mutual friends have gotten married and both of them have been at strip clubs so thats been done. I was thinking of mkaing a trip to AC but that would be very expensive and time consuming..

My only other idea is just a heavy night drinking but that is par for the course..

 

KeithTalent

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Hookers and blow of course, stupid question.

KT
 

krylon

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When does it start and how long will it last?

My friend is throwing one this weekend and I noticed paintball is on the agenda. Seems like a fun activity until nightfall.
 

joesmoke

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vegas... appropriate number of/sized room(s) at the bellagio, venetian, wynn, or caesars. late nights of drinking at clubs or late nights of drinking while gambling.
 

PepePeru

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have a real "bachelor" party.

go to the store, buy ground beef + sloppy joe's mix + 12 pack of cheap beer.

eat the sloppy joe's, drink the beer,

watch net porn & jerk off into a paper towel.

pass out.

 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: G Wizard
have a real "bachelor" party.

go to the store, buy ground beef + sloppy joe's mix + 12 pack of cheap beer.

eat the sloppy joe's, drink the beer,

watch net porn & jerk off into a paper towel.

pass out.
:laugh:
 

JDMnAR1

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Fire up the grill with a bunch of steaks, etc., get a keg or assorted booze, and hire a couple of strippers to be naked waitresses while you cook, eat, drink and play poker.
 

CPA

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Watch last Monday's episode of House. Lots of ideas in that episode.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: RadioHead84
I need some bachelor party ideas. Mutual friends have gotten married and both of them have been at strip clubs so thats been done. I was thinking of mkaing a trip to AC but that would be very expensive and time consuming..

My only other idea is just a heavy night drinking but that is par for the course..

AC? :confused:

Arctic Circle?
 

FelixDeCat

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: RadioHead84
I need some bachelor party ideas. Mutual friends have gotten married and both of them have been at strip clubs so thats been done. I was thinking of mkaing a trip to AC but that would be very expensive and time consuming..

My only other idea is just a heavy night drinking but that is par for the course..

AC? :confused:

Arctic Circle?

Aspen Colorado.
 

TheNinja

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Originally posted by: JDMnAR1
Fire up the grill with a bunch of steaks, etc., get a keg or assorted booze, and hire a couple of strippers to be naked waitresses while you cook, eat, drink and play poker.

Decent idea...the waitresses should also be willing to hand out massages in case you get too tense.
 

krylon

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: JDMnAR1
Fire up the grill with a bunch of steaks, etc., get a keg or assorted booze, and hire a couple of strippers to be naked waitresses while you cook, eat, drink and play poker.

Decent idea...the waitresses should also be willing to hand out massages in case you get too tense.

You don't want strippers at your house. You'll wake up robbed.
 

JDMnAR1

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Originally posted by: krylon
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: JDMnAR1
Fire up the grill with a bunch of steaks, etc., get a keg or assorted booze, and hire a couple of strippers to be naked waitresses while you cook, eat, drink and play poker.

Decent idea...the waitresses should also be willing to hand out massages in case you get too tense.

You don't want strippers at your house. You'll wake up robbed.

Thats why you have a DD - designated doorman - to make sure they are gone before everyone passes out (and the bowl of keys is never where they can get to it).
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: JDMnAR1
Fire up the grill with a bunch of steaks, etc., get a keg or assorted booze, and hire a couple of strippers to be naked waitresses while you cook, eat, drink and play poker.

Decent idea...the waitresses should also be willing to hand out massages in case you get too tense.

Excuse me, my cock is tense...can you rub it? :p
 

jonks

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Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: RadioHead84
I need some bachelor party ideas. Mutual friends have gotten married and both of them have been at strip clubs so thats been done. I was thinking of mkaing a trip to AC but that would be very expensive and time consuming..

My only other idea is just a heavy night drinking but that is par for the course..

AC? :confused:

Arctic Circle?

Aspen Colorado.

Abolo, Congo
 

moshquerade

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here's an idea: they tied my future bil to a tree, stripped him down and tied a blow up doll to him. took pictures, hilarity ensued.
 

shortylickens

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Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: RadioHead84
I need some bachelor party ideas. Mutual friends have gotten married and both of them have been at strip clubs so thats been done. I was thinking of mkaing a trip to AC but that would be very expensive and time consuming..

My only other idea is just a heavy night drinking but that is par for the course..

AC? :confused:

Arctic Circle?

Aspen Colorado.
I should think Aspen would have high-end call girls.
Thats my advice.

 

buck

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Mmm, i remember mine, specifically the stripper who spit a loogy on her tits while rubbing them together and had a bean half the size of my pinky.....

I would have preferred to hang out at my buddies place playing poker and drinking beer with the guys.
 

TechBoyJK

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I went to a bachelor party last weekend.

2pm: Paintball at Wacky Warriors. Absolute blast, gets every one together, hella fun, shoot em up.

6pm: Disperse, go get cleaned up

7pm: Take Bachelor out to dinner at a nice restaraunt. We went to a place called "Johnny's" which is like a fine italian restaruant, except the waitresses walk around in Lingerie, and kinky lingerie at that. Beats the hell out of hooters.

9pm: No Holds Barred Kegger and Bonfire.

Bachelor loved it, as it allowed him to spend time with his friends.
 

buck

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Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
I went to a bachelor party last weekend.

2pm: Paintball at Wacky Warriors. Absolute blast, gets every one together, hella fun, shoot em up.

6pm: Disperse, go get cleaned up

7pm: Take Bachelor out to dinner at a nice restaraunt. We went to a place called "Johnny's" which is like a fine italian restaruant, except the waitresses walk around in Lingerie, and kinky lingerie at that. Beats the hell out of hooters.

9pm: No Holds Barred Kegger and Bonfire.

Bachelor loved it, as it allowed him to spend time with his friends.

:thumbsup:
 

FelixDeCat

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: RadioHead84
I need some bachelor party ideas. Mutual friends have gotten married and both of them have been at strip clubs so thats been done. I was thinking of mkaing a trip to AC but that would be very expensive and time consuming..

My only other idea is just a heavy night drinking but that is par for the course..

AC? :confused:

Arctic Circle?

Aspen Colorado.
I should think Aspen would have high-end call girls.
Thats my advice.


Well everybody knows Aspen Colorado is the bachelor party capital of the world.:light: