Mods, you locked my Road Rage thread (but didn't say why)... If this isn't cool either, let me know and let me know what it is that kills it... I'm happy to stay in the rules, but I honustly don't see what got the other thread locked... Knowing why something gets locked will help me better stay within the rules... 
Here goes...
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A mother and her son were flying from Perth to Sydney (in seats 24E and 24F).
The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said," Why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
The boy said that she had.
With a clever grin, the flight attendant said, "Tell your mother it's because we always pull out on time."
Your other posts regarding road rage was locked because it has been posted quite a few times already. So far your posts are in the rules, but you need to slow down a bit tonight. Most of the posts on the front page are yours.
AnandTech Moderator
Here goes...
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A mother and her son were flying from Perth to Sydney (in seats 24E and 24F).
The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said," Why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
The boy said that she had.
With a clever grin, the flight attendant said, "Tell your mother it's because we always pull out on time."
Your other posts regarding road rage was locked because it has been posted quite a few times already. So far your posts are in the rules, but you need to slow down a bit tonight. Most of the posts on the front page are yours.
AnandTech Moderator
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