Baby on board...

[Regs]

That I normally drive like crap but since you have this sign on the back of your window I must travel a mile away from your bumper?

I mention this because I was appalled that some women in a giant Toyota SUV decided to go 40 mph in a heavy populated residential zone with kids. I was about to make my left hand turn onto my street when I stopped because I saw this giant SUV come zooming down the other direction to make the same turn onto my street. I shook my head and just waited patiently for her to turn.

After I completed my turn and was driving in back of her I saw this notorious sign, "Baby on board".

Well holy fuck. May the entire world stop for your baby.

 

[anxi80]

Marge: Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.

The sign gives Homer an idea for a song.

Homer: Hmm, "Baby on Board..." [sings] Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward...[spoken] This thing writes itself!

 

[Jhill]

Baby on board signs don't mean much but when they are on a giant SUV it means there is a baby on board that belongs to someone more important than you. So stay very far back.

 

[jupiter57]

I haven't seen a "Baby on Board" sign in years!

 

[Xyclone]

You really need to watch George Carlin's part on this sign.

 

[BooGiMaN]

its actually a warning which means the driver will almost certainly be a soccer mom with 99% probability that she will be on the cell phone and putting on makeup..or she is twisted around trying to put a bottle into the screaming crying tasmanian devil she has strapped to the baby seat.


either way she will probably be weaving back and forth ignoring all the traffic laws and with the behemoth of an SUV she is driving will run you over, run you off he road or bump you and start a 30 car pileup and not even notice

 

[boomerang]

Out our way, it used to be common to see;

Caution! Show Horses!

Like I really gave a rat's ass.

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: Xyclone
You really need to watch George Carlin's part on this sign.

Linkified

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
its actually a warning which means the driver will almost certainly be a soccer mom with 99% probability that she will be on the cell phone and putting on makeup..or she is twisted around trying to put a bottle into the screaming crying tasmanian devil she has strapped to the baby seat.


either way she will probably be weaving back and forth ignoring all the traffic laws and with the behemoth of an SUV she is driving will run you over, run you off he road or bump you and start a 30 car pileup and not even notice

true. when i see that sign i stay far away....not for their safety but for mine.

 

[mamrey]

it's a bullseye.

 

[Kaspian]

Originally posted by: jupiter57
I haven't seen a "Baby on Board" sign in years!

Same here. Thats from the '80s early '90s. Wasnt it?