baah...today is going to suck, I can tell already

[rudeguy]

well the starter on my car finally went out...which means I have to get it towed...fun...and the boss wont let me have the day off to get it fixed during the day today, which means I will have to fix it tonite after work (I get out at 9pm). Lets see what else can go wrong today...maybe my hair will spontaneously combust while I am going to the bathroom, but the water wont be running so I will have to stick my head in the toilet to put out the fire...then just to make everything worse my head will get stuck in the toilet and my cell phone will be in the other room, so I will have cut a hole in the floor so the people down in the office can see whats going on...then the firemen will come and rescue me, but while they are doing that, one of them will get on my computer to surf some porn and download gator.....jeez, what a day

 

[amdskip]

Case of the Mondays ehh?

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: amdskip
Case of the Mondays ehh?

No kidding. Today is the mother case of all Mondays for me. Anybody else?

 

[iamme]

:beer:

look forward to one of these at the end of the day.

 

[rudeguy]

oh...forgot to mention...I am out of smokes, and its raining out...which means that I have to walk the half mile to the gas station in the rain...so much fun...maybe while I am walking there a big semi will go buy and send a tidal wave sized splash at me...that would just be super!!!!

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Or you could not smoke for the day.

 

[cressida]

tomorrow will be a horrible day for me.

 

[CraigRT]

can't you roll your car and put it into gear or something? i've had to do that with my older cars before..

(to start it of course)

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: CraigRT
can't you roll your car and put it into gear or something? i've had to do that with my older cars before..

(to start it of course)

its an automatic...so I dont think so...with the way things are going today, I would push it and it would roll down the hill without me...hit a lexus, then bounce off into a daycare

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
oh...forgot to mention...I am out of smokes, and its raining out...which means that I have to walk the half mile to the gas station in the rain...so much fun...maybe while I am walking there a big semi will go buy and send a tidal wave sized splash at me...that would just be super!!!!

To bad you aren't in NYC rudeguy, I've got plenty of cigarettes and would gladly buy you a pint :beer:

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: CraigRT
can't you roll your car and put it into gear or something? i've had to do that with my older cars before..

(to start it of course)

its an automatic...so I dont think so...with the way things are going today, I would push it and it would roll down the hill without me...hit a lexus, then bounce off into a daycare

LOL ouch... OK man don't try it...

 

[zCypher]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
well the starter on my car finally went out...which means I have to get it towed...fun...and the boss wont let me have the day off to get it fixed during the day today, which means I will have to fix it tonite after work (I get out at 9pm). Lets see what else can go wrong today...maybe my hair will spontaneously combust while I am going to the bathroom, but the water wont be running so I will have to stick my head in the toilet to put out the fire...then just to make everything worse my head will get stuck in the toilet and my cell phone will be in the other room, so I will have cut a hole in the floor so the people down in the office can see whats going on...then the firemen will come and rescue me, but while they are doing that, one of them will get on my computer to surf some porn and download gator.....jeez, what a day

LMAO... that was good

 

[zCypher]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: CraigRT
can't you roll your car and put it into gear or something? i've had to do that with my older cars before..

(to start it of course)

its an automatic...so I dont think so...with the way things are going today, I would push it and it would roll down the hill without me...hit a lexus, then bounce off into a daycare

you're on a roll today!

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: zCypher

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: CraigRT
can't you roll your car and put it into gear or something? i've had to do that with my older cars before..

(to start it of course)

its an automatic...so I dont think so...with the way things are going today, I would push it and it would roll down the hill without me...hit a lexus, then bounce off into a daycare

you're on a roll today!

ha haa...now the kids mom calls...I forgot to pack my kids glucose monitor....nice...he needs his blood checked at noon....baah...I give up...I am going to just throw myself in front of a VW bug