I found this in an AC post at Slashdot. I had to share it with the ATOT crowd. 
In A.D, 2001 spam was beginning
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the virus
Operator: We get spam.
Captain: What !
Operator: Email client turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
Sircam: Hi, how are you
Sircam: All your address are belong to us.
Sircam: I send you this file in order to have your advice.
Captain: What you say !!
Sircam: See you later.
Sircam: Thanks.
Captain: Take off every virus check !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move virus check.
Captain: For great bandwidth.
In A.D, 2001 spam was beginning
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the virus
Operator: We get spam.
Captain: What !
Operator: Email client turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
Sircam: Hi, how are you
Sircam: All your address are belong to us.
Sircam: I send you this file in order to have your advice.
Captain: What you say !!
Sircam: See you later.
Sircam: Thanks.
Captain: Take off every virus check !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move virus check.
Captain: For great bandwidth.