I bought something the other day from CompUSA...oh yeah...a floppy drive ($21 with tax...I know...but I needed one in a hurry).
Person ringing me up asked if I wanted an extended warranty.
"Uhhh....and that's how much for the warranty?"
"19.95, sir".
"And the drive is...uhh...how much?"
<silence>
"Yeah...I thought so"