Aww man, I just tore a huge hole in my favorite sleeping pants

[Q]

I'm really mad

 

[moshquerade]

that must've been some fart

 

[venkman]

you sleep in them. Either you will be alone or there will be someone there with you who shouldn't mind some crotch exposure.

i don't see the problem here.

 

[paulney]

Next time you watch porn, take off your pants.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
that must've been some fart

I don't know about you mosh but my wiener can't fart

 

[paulney]

Also, how do you tear a 'huge hold'?

 

[sandorski]

Sleeping pants?? Sleep nude, save $$.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: moshquerade
that must've been some fart

I don't know about you mosh but my wiener can't fart

So you blew a load? :Q

Just say it was a fart. Moshquerade gave you a good reason. Use it.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: moshquerade
that must've been some fart

I don't know about you mosh but my wiener can't fart

it was looking for a place of least resistance to escape.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: moshquerade
that must've been some fart

I don't know about you mosh but my wiener can't fart

it was looking for a place of least resistance to escape.

Cold blooded

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Hawt, sounds like those nightgowns with keyholes.

First time i saw that listing on a lingerie site, I was like, "LOLWUT KEYHOLE?"

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Hawt, sounds like those nightgowns with keyholes.

First time i saw that listing on a lingerie site, I was like, "LOLWUT KEYHOLE?"

First time my gf (now wife) and me went together to Paris, we saw this little hosiery shop close to Paris Opera. We walked in and bought a pair of panty hose with cutouts in the right places. I thought, with my nearly non-existent French, it'd be hard to explain what we want, but the shopkeeper - a lady in her 50s or so, just looked at us, and then in a slightly broken English said: 'Ah, oui! You vant panties, but nothing here, and here, yes?' Yes!!!

 

[Adam8281]

pics?

 

[Tiamat]

?

 

[Howard]

This a fantastic thread.

OP gets rep points.

 

[theblackbox]

Originally posted by: Quintox
I'm really mad

well, maybe when up and about, you should wear your awake pants, and leave the sleeping ones for bed.

 

[olds]

Who the hell sleeps with clothes on? Quakers?

 

[theblackbox]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Who the hell sleeps with clothes on? Quakers?

well, out here we do since we all live in tents.