Awkward situation I was in today

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DomS

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hmmmm......I'd advise you to get into an awkward conversation with your sister that leads to banging and using the toys you both just bought..



WAAAAAAAAAIT


She was buying dildos.....you said you were there for the same thing....your name is rufus so I assume you're a guy...
 

Mr Pickles

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Feb 24, 2006
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Shens because someone back from college doesn't carry around 50 dollar bills. Maybe fifty dollars... but not a fifty dollar bill...
 

SirStev0

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Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
I feel like im at 4chan right now.

seriously. This thread had potential. I was looking for the blazing hard hitting sarcasm I have grown to love from ATOT but this thread is just full of "do your sister lulz" comments and related 4chan nonsense. And at least they have pics! Has anyone said copypasta or related nonsense yet? That is when I know the world is done.
 

dainthomas

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Dec 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: Rufus12
Anywho I wanted to get this over with pretty quickly so I gather up the items I want to buy, and start heading towards the front of the store. By now the employee was back at the register, but I had to wait in line for a bit. There was a man in front just buying a huge box of condoms, and then there was a hooded woman right behind him with several dildos and some edible panties. I kept on thinking in my head how much of a freak that she was, but then I remembered I was buying the same type of stuff. Soon enough my eyes drift down and notice she?s got a pretty decent body, so I?m actually looking forward to seeing if her face corresponded well with the rest of her body.

wow
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: DomS
hmmmm......I'd advise you to get into an awkward conversation with your sister that leads to banging and using the toys you both just bought..



WAAAAAAAAAIT


She was buying dildos.....you said you were there for the same thing....your name is rufus so I assume you're a guy...

he just said he was buying toys. there are toys for guys.
 

chitwood

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Aug 21, 2008
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She bought 'several' dildos? As in, for multiple orifices?

She sounds like she's experienced. Maybe that's where the $50 came from.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: randomlinh
Originally posted by: chitwood
She bought 'several' dildos? As in, for multiple orifices?

She sounds like she's experienced. Maybe that's where the $50 came from.

sounds more like she doesn't know what she wants.

She knows exactly what she likes but she didn't know which one her brother would want for his bday.
 

Chryso

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Nov 23, 2004
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I think you should give the money back and have your sis hook you up with some of her friends.
 

Squisher

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So, the day you turn 18 you run out to buy dildos? I guess I'm showing my age here, but my times sure have changed. When I was eighteen a strong breeze when I was wearing loose pants was good enough to get a reaction. No need for a prop department. We were far more interested in saving our money to spend it on actually trying to get a girl on a date.

 
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Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

creepy...

I knew a guy who's parents owned a sex shop and they'd send him stuff.

I know a girl where her mom got her and her sister their first vibrator/dildo. I don't think its as weird for a girl to get stuff from their mom, or if parents own a sex shop to send their kid stuff. The story in that link of a guy going to one with his mom is a bit weird though.
 

SirStev0

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Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

creepy...

I knew a guy who's parents owned a sex shop and they'd send him stuff.

I know a girl where her mom got her and her sister their first vibrator/dildo. I don't think its as weird for a girl to get stuff from their mom, or if parents own a sex shop to send their kid stuff. The story in that link of a guy going to one with his mom is a bit weird though.

I think I know that girl too. It was something like Candy, or Gianni or something like that... Man that was a good movie.
 

Bill Brasky

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
why did I keep ignoring this thread yesterday? great story, OP

Same here. I just wish it wasn't shens.

If it's true, I think the OP should give the money back and not be a D-bag about the incident.
 

CPA

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Nov 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: cessation
Originally posted by: Rufus12
I don?t have any idea how to react to this. What do you guys think I should do about this? My sister and my relationship is never gonna be the same, but at least I got $50 out of it.

Give her the $50 back and tell her it's cool, she's your sister. If you want to look at it selfishly... Having a sister that would help you out in a tight spot is worth more than $50, just give it back.

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admit it, pun was intended wasn't it.