awkward moment...

[Goosemaster]

So there is this friend of mine who I've always mentored and tried to culture. He has a very conservative family who limits access to pop culture and such so I have to be careful but it's always been pretty good.

So we are on the way back from a movie the other day, and I, being the idiot that I am, let him play with an ipod connected to the stereo (it was on pretty loud) while I was merging onto a busy highway.

He somehow manages to find my George Carlin.

I then proceed to scream "NOOOOO!," while stuck shifting into second trying to outrun an audacious Ford Topaz, as I hear George's undeniable voice belt out...

"You know something people don't talk about in public anymore? Pussy Farts."

The longest three gears of my life right there.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Not as awkward as your corporate whistle blowing thread.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Not as awkward as your corporate whistle blowing thread.

I'll speak when I'm ready...

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
So there is this friend of mine who I've always mentored and tried to culture. He has a very conservative family who limits access to pop culture and such so I have to be careful but it's always been pretty good.

 

[OdiN]

Are you ready yet?

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Not as awkward as your corporate whistle blowing thread.

well played sir

 

[Kadarin]

Sometimes "mentoring" shouldn't equate "sheltering".

 

[Vageetasjn]

What's the big deal? George is right and your friend should learn about things eventually.

 

[Iron Woode]

Awkward moment? I'll give you an awkward moment. One time during sex I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock.

 

[lizardboy]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Not as awkward as your corporate whistle blowing thread.

Well played. Well played indeed.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Just made me think. A real awkward moment is farting during sex..

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Just made me think. A real awkward moment is farting during sex..

while you're doing 69

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Just made me think. A real awkward moment is farting during sex..

while you're doing 69

in his face.

all joking aside. that's not really that awkward.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: lizardboy

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Not as awkward as your corporate whistle blowing thread.

Well played. Well played indeed.

Link to thread?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
Sometimes "mentoring" shouldn't equate "sheltering".

Originally posted by: Vageetasjn
What's the big deal? George is right and your friend should learn about things eventually.

True but I am trying to do it responsibly, introducing things in increments.

It would've made it easier if he would've started laughing...it was just plain awkward.

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Awkward moment? I'll give you an awkward moment. One time during sex I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock.

*Folds*

 

[evident]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Not as awkward as your corporate whistle blowing thread.

this

 

[Baked]

Did I miss Goose's coming out thread? Why would you be embarrassed about sex jokes around another guy unless you're...

 

[chuckywang]

If only Carlin had said "queef"

 

[Cyco]

Carlin is right though.

 

[biggestmuff]

...reeeeeevvvvv.....2nd
...reeeeeevvvvv.....3rd
...reeeeeevvvvv.....

 

[Auric]

So now your friend thinks, nay, knows you are a degenerated prevert who is not to be trusted.

 

[DefDC]

Heh... Had a similar experience with an overly conservative friend. I had a Bill Hicks clip which had a funny non-political, non-"offensive" bit. I linked him to this clip, forgetting that it had a 5 minute pro-abortion rant in the beginning... (which was also funny, but not to the nearly brainwashed religious zealot)

He didn't laugh....

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Just made me think. A real awkward moment is farting during sex..

what I hate is when you are thrusting really hard and it makes a farting sound. kinda kills the mood.

 

[Pliablemoose]

There's a Goosemaster coming out thread?

I miss all the good stuff

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Just made me think. A real awkward moment is farting during sex..

what I hate is when you are thrusting really hard and it makes a farting sound. kinda kills the mood.

Yeah it's so difficult to be in to doing it, when you just hear squish squish *fart noiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* constantly.