Awful limericks! Come contribute yours!

[Braznor]

Here are two of mine. They are perfect to annoy people you don't like. Of course they don't make much sense, but its okay I guess so long they are annoying:

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Everyone dropped dead in my honor!
My Christmas Wish came true!
Thank you so much, Santa Claus!
Oh wait! Santa dropped dead too!

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Kill me, quarter me, stretch me across a line!
Slice me, dice me, its all fine!
Promise me one thing when with the devil you dine,
Don't forget to pickle me in your amphoria of wine!

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Oh yeah, posting drunk is awesome!

 

[MrPickins]

I was going to say that it's a bit early for drinking, but I see you're on a different hemisphere.
Anyway, the only one I can think of off the top of my head:

There once was a man from Madras,
whose balls were made out of brass.
He clanged them together in stormy weather,
and lightning shot out of his ass.

 

[mwtgg]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

 

[Braznor]

Originally posted by: MrPickins
I was going to say that it's a bit early for drinking, but I see you're on a different hemisphere.
Anyway, the only one I can think of off the top of my head:

There once was a man from Madras,
whose balls were made out of brass.
He clanged them together in stormy weather,
and lightning shot out of his ass.

Ha Ha Ha

 

[kranky]

The OP posted no limericks! Respect the structure!

When browsing the threads on this forum
I'm shocked at the lack of decorum
"My sister turned six!"
Gets replies saying "Pics?"
It's a shame that they don't just ignore 'em.

 

[KDOG]

Originally posted by: kranky
The OP posted no limericks! Respect the structure!

When browsing the threads on this forum
I'm shocked at the lack of decorum
"My sister turned six!"
Gets replies saying "Pics?"
It's a shame that they don't just ignore 'em.

LOL! Funny AND true!

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: kranky
The OP posted no limericks! Respect the structure!

When browsing the threads on this forum
I'm shocked at the lack of decorum
"My sister turned six!"
Gets replies saying "Pics?"
It's a shame that they don't just ignore 'em.

nice....

 

[Mucho]

There was a young man from Bombay
Who showed his bum one day
Everyone thought he was gay
and threw him in the bay

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Mucho
There was a young man from Bombay
Who showed his bum one day
Everyone thought he was gay
and threw him in the bay

Your limerick was exceedingly lame,
It should probably fill you with shame.
If creativity is inherent,
you might ask your parents
which one of their genes is to blame.

 

[Braznor]

Originally posted by: kranky
The OP posted no limericks! Respect the structure!

When browsing the threads on this forum
I'm shocked at the lack of decorum
"My sister turned six!"
Gets replies saying "Pics?"
It's a shame that they don't just ignore 'em.

Sorry, how about this one?

This fine man from New York,
Loved to eat tons of pork,
One very terrible day,
His greed made him pay,
He died from swallowing his fork.

 

[kranky]

Gotta be some limerick writers on night shift.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: kranky
The OP posted no limericks! Respect the structure!

When browsing the threads on this forum
I'm shocked at the lack of decorum
"My sister turned six!"
Gets replies saying "Pics?"
It's a shame that they don't just ignore 'em.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[HombrePequeno]

Not mine but Edward Goreys' are pretty good.