Awesomely Dumb Newegg Reviews!!!!

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cryptonomicon

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im bored. so here is my favorite newegg review today. if you have ever shopped at newegg you know they just post any positive review, they aren't looking for an objective review. i always get a laugh out of it.

"NEWEGG is the best as always!! The card works very nice. I run a small game that doesn't do well on all cards and use it as a test for video cards. This card had no problems with the game.Even a very large game did well online"
http://www2.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16814131293
 
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CptFarlow

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Apr 8, 2005
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This guy has a LOT to learn.

Review


Ahhhh - Windows!
"This is the GREATEST software ever made. You can point and click at stuff and make it go.

This is a good price too.

Oh, and you get a nifty sticker to put on your PC to impress your friends. 'Yes Johnny, some people actually BUY their software.'"
 
funboy6942

funboy6942

Lifer
Nov 13, 2001
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OMFG They actually let mine go up!!!

Click on the op link and read about the new game out.
 
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Sqube

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I just got this card to play the new game Fluffy Forms a Pot of gold. I was running it on my 9500 np overclocked and my max fps was 69. Now I get 102. Way to go NEWEGG! SHipping took less then a week also. Couldnt be happier if I wernt smoking pot.

[/life winnar]
 
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imported_g33k

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Aug 17, 2004
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Here is a review of a CRT monitor:

Bought this monitor for my Alienware Area-51 5550. Ordered it on late Friday and received it Tuesday. This monitor is excellent. No dead pixels and it has a nice picture. I highly recommend this monitor. (Very nice if your a gamer). Newegg has delivered another awesome product in 2 days. Thanks again Newegg!!!

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dighn

Lifer
Aug 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: g33k
Here is a review of a CRT monitor:

Bought this monitor for my Alienware Area-51 5550. Ordered it on late Friday and received it Tuesday. This monitor is excellent. No dead pixels and it has a nice picture. I highly recommend this monitor. (Very nice if your a gamer). Newegg has delivered another awesome product in 2 days. Thanks again Newegg!!!

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roflmao

and great jog funboy :laugh:
 
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gshock888

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Mar 28, 2003
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i cant believe an actual review i submitted for a router did not go through. it was a decent review too the only complaint was high price (DGL 4300 gigabit wireless router from dlink) but then i wasnt saying newegg was expensive! the router is expensive everywhere!

newegg censorship = teh sucks
 
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The Pentium Guy

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Jan 15, 2005
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Originally posted by: funboy42
OMFG They actually let mine go up!!!

Click on the op link and read about the new game out.
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HAHA! Quote from the review for the lazy:
I just got this card to play the new game Fluffy Forms a Pot of gold. I was running it on my 9500 np overclocked and my max fps was 69. Now I get 102. Way to go NEWEGG! SHipping took less then a week also. Couldnt be happier if I wernt smoking pot.
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jadinolf

jadinolf

Lifer
Oct 12, 1999
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My favorite was a guy who gave a USB card a bad rating because he didn't like the color of the PC Board.
 
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thehstrybean

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Oct 25, 2004
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Originally posted by: Sqube
I just got this card to play the new game Fluffy Forms a Pot of gold. I was running it on my 9500 np overclocked and my max fps was 69. Now I get 102. Way to go NEWEGG! SHipping took less then a week also. Couldnt be happier if I wernt smoking pot.

[/life winnar]
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Teh winnar!!
 
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