Average Life Goals twitter account

[Kaido]

Shamelessly ripped from imgur, unfortunately the official Twitter account has been suspended

 

[CraKaJaX]

I guess I'm above average! Good to know. Makes a great start to a Friday morning.

 

[SearchMaster]

LMAO'ed at "This Kitchen. Please."

 

[Kaido]

LMAO'ed at "This Kitchen. Please."

The sad thing is, that one is like 3x as large as my current kitchen, so it is very

 

[CraKaJaX]

The sad thing is, that one is like 3x as large as my current kitchen, so it is very

Wut??? Do you live in a jail cell?

 

[rh71]

That Razr phone was quite the style boss. Still is IMO.

I have a bigger kitchen than that in my basement.

 

[Kaido]

Wut??? Do you live in a jail cell?

Nah, right now I have a galley kitchen, but it's only half a galley kitchen. I can fit my 3 Instapots on the counter & that's it! lol.

 

[Exterous]

Wut??? Do you live in a jail cell?

No its more that all his kitchen stuff takes up every other available space. I expect any day now we'll see him on a Hoarder's episode where they ask "Do you really need 6 different instapots." And he justifies it until he finally breaks down crying and agrees to give up 4 of them.

 

[Fritzo]

I've owned all of those. I'M AVERAGE! YAY!

 

[Kaido]

No its more that all his kitchen stuff takes up every other available space. I expect any day now we'll see him on a Hoarder's episode where they ask "Do you really need 6 different instapots." And he justifies it until he finally breaks down crying and agrees to give up 4 of them.

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