- Jun 22, 2004
- 12,075
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I'll start with me ...
Hall of Fame:
bw86: Text
Moderator: Text
Titandiddly: Text
bw86: Text
Purchased: The integrity of the Armed Forces. Everyone has their price. bw86 purchased General status - prepare for nuclear war.
CrackRabbit: Text
Well ... you are a Campbell Soup with a "Worms" label ... but no worms. You damn weenie. Purchased: Worms. If that wasn't enough, you did the most cliche thing possible - a transformation into a can of whoop ass!
dantmwtmp: Text
Poor poor danTMWTMP. Purchased: Torso, buttons, bottom, free weights, and a "house". Let's see what dan did wrong here. He only lifted weights with his left branch, causing unnatural growth. This "house" that he purchased ended up being a prison of flying blizzard particles and full of his own father's urine. Needless to say, his final purchase was a frown.
ElFenix: Text
FoBot: Text
Everything FoBot purchased was cosmetic. His biggest concern was the removal of his elephantitis right eye. I performed the surgery myself - I took the left eye from an unnamed source (thanks for the transaction RossMAN). He also got a top row of teeth implanted. Much nicer look! Great purchases.
Frustrateduser: Text
Purchased Cuban cigar, viking helmet ornamentation! Pure Harley-riding playa.
Gillbot: Text
An American flag ... perfect condition ... just laid out flat somewhere? I don't think so. I decided to go in with im on his purchases: Nice spot of land overlooking White Rock Lake, grass seed, water ... and a flag pole! Definately more florious than before.
howard: Text
Well well well. Howard, Howardette? Purchased: Blush, eyelashes, more-femine hair transplants, breast augmentation, and some very pretty lipstick. You can throw all the plastic you want at this member, but dude, you're a dude!
Jumpr: Text
Purchased a pencil, wheels for easier movement, and a wad of gum to decorate belly. Come on, what else is a damn desk going to use?
keeleysam: Text
Penguin my ass. He was just camping the Unix/Linux fangrounds until his post count afforded him a real OS! Purchased: Surrender flag, ... cumberbun and bow-tie!
LoKe: Text
Purchased a very sterotypical item - a dead wabbit. The live wabbits were too expensive for LoKe to afford ... and too quick for his ridiculously tiny legs. Strangly enough, he opted for the hilariously small body add-on. Lastly, the party hat he purchased is to be used as a bait-and-switch gimmick. He is going to invite all the antelopes to a "birthday party".
LolaWiz: Text
Purchased hair dye kit, tanning lotion, and hair ornament ... classy!
mchammer: Text
You are sick.
Moderator: Text
Just like in online games where the GM gets unlimited funds and godly items - Anandtech Moderator flaunts his and her infinite wealth. Let the picture do the talking. P.S. The water cooler and racing slicks were extra.[/b]
monk3y: Text
Purchased: Grooming kit and contacts ... and I guess you didn't have enough extra for a home workout station or hair dye to cover up that gray.
narutofan36: Text
Narutofan has always wished he looked asain - mistakening thinking it will make him smarter, and the all-encompassing asian clicks will adopt him. I'm sad to say, but I don't see that happening! He purchased black hair dye, eye surgery ( \ / ), and ... a hot pink Honda logo. What a ricer. (Not pictured is a tin can muffler and a rice cooker.)
Nik: Text
Unlike sm8000, Nik is rich - he posts too damn much. He also forced me to turn him into ... well, you know who. At least we all have the satisfaction in knowing that his empire will come to a nasty demise and his brain will paint a wall!
puffff: Text
Poor little pufff had to cannabalize himself to trip! So ... with his post count, he bought himself a shiny new glass piece ... and ... fuel. Don't let the ninja above (mod) or the other guy (nik) catch you with that!
PurdueRy: Text
Purchased a Victoria Secret bra worn by Adriana Lima to wear on his head. The fool spent his entire post count on this item, so he is still plagued with bright yellow hair, and an annoying grin.
Safeway: Text
Purchased UT scrub hat, bottom half of face, disturbed expression ... and a nose that looks like it has been broken 10 times.
sm8000: Text
Really a mash-up here. He was too poor to buy any "set" of items. He ended up closing his eyes and clicking! The results? Sad. Omish beard/mustache combo, gold-colored plastic shades. The weirdest purchase, however, was the rasberry swirl ice cream that he was too poor to buy a cup for.
sparkyJJO: Text
Nuclear war? You have to be able to afford ONE nuclear warhead in order to have nuclear anything. RossMAN can't even afford such weaponry. You, sparkyJJO, is a tin sign. Wtf? A guy named Steve picked him up and mounted him on the toilet in a local Texaco gas station. Well, I guess you will see some nuclear explosions after all.
Synthdude2001: Text
Just an afro? JUST an afro? Don't deny your heritage ... the P.I.M.P. way of life. Synthdude was forced to purchase a sterotypical purple pimp suit, complete with pink/black leopard print trim, and a gold bling-bling chain. Sadly, I ... he ran out of money before he could buy spinners for his 1988 Buick.
Titandiddly: Text
Who knew that they made these suckers back in the Colonial days? Mr. President George Washington ain't got nothin' on these. Sadly, Titan was only able to purchase the guns, and no bullets. Muskets win.
Hall of Fame:
bw86: Text
Moderator: Text
Titandiddly: Text
bw86: Text
Purchased: The integrity of the Armed Forces. Everyone has their price. bw86 purchased General status - prepare for nuclear war.
CrackRabbit: Text
Well ... you are a Campbell Soup with a "Worms" label ... but no worms. You damn weenie. Purchased: Worms. If that wasn't enough, you did the most cliche thing possible - a transformation into a can of whoop ass!
dantmwtmp: Text
Poor poor danTMWTMP. Purchased: Torso, buttons, bottom, free weights, and a "house". Let's see what dan did wrong here. He only lifted weights with his left branch, causing unnatural growth. This "house" that he purchased ended up being a prison of flying blizzard particles and full of his own father's urine. Needless to say, his final purchase was a frown.
ElFenix: Text
I admit it. He bought me, but only for a night. And no, I don't want to buy graphics cards. And yes, ElFenix did make me enchaladas, refried beans, and spanish rice for dinner and breakfast the following morning. Wierd.
FoBot: Text
Everything FoBot purchased was cosmetic. His biggest concern was the removal of his elephantitis right eye. I performed the surgery myself - I took the left eye from an unnamed source (thanks for the transaction RossMAN). He also got a top row of teeth implanted. Much nicer look! Great purchases.
Frustrateduser: Text
Purchased Cuban cigar, viking helmet ornamentation! Pure Harley-riding playa.
Gillbot: Text
An American flag ... perfect condition ... just laid out flat somewhere? I don't think so. I decided to go in with im on his purchases: Nice spot of land overlooking White Rock Lake, grass seed, water ... and a flag pole! Definately more florious than before.
howard: Text
Well well well. Howard, Howardette? Purchased: Blush, eyelashes, more-femine hair transplants, breast augmentation, and some very pretty lipstick. You can throw all the plastic you want at this member, but dude, you're a dude!
Jumpr: Text
Purchased a pencil, wheels for easier movement, and a wad of gum to decorate belly. Come on, what else is a damn desk going to use?
keeleysam: Text
Penguin my ass. He was just camping the Unix/Linux fangrounds until his post count afforded him a real OS! Purchased: Surrender flag, ... cumberbun and bow-tie!
LoKe: Text
Purchased a very sterotypical item - a dead wabbit. The live wabbits were too expensive for LoKe to afford ... and too quick for his ridiculously tiny legs. Strangly enough, he opted for the hilariously small body add-on. Lastly, the party hat he purchased is to be used as a bait-and-switch gimmick. He is going to invite all the antelopes to a "birthday party".
LolaWiz: Text
Purchased hair dye kit, tanning lotion, and hair ornament ... classy!
mchammer: Text
You are sick.
Moderator: Text
Just like in online games where the GM gets unlimited funds and godly items - Anandtech Moderator flaunts his and her infinite wealth. Let the picture do the talking. P.S. The water cooler and racing slicks were extra.[/b]
monk3y: Text
Purchased: Grooming kit and contacts ... and I guess you didn't have enough extra for a home workout station or hair dye to cover up that gray.
narutofan36: Text
Narutofan has always wished he looked asain - mistakening thinking it will make him smarter, and the all-encompassing asian clicks will adopt him. I'm sad to say, but I don't see that happening! He purchased black hair dye, eye surgery ( \ / ), and ... a hot pink Honda logo. What a ricer. (Not pictured is a tin can muffler and a rice cooker.)
Nik: Text
Unlike sm8000, Nik is rich - he posts too damn much. He also forced me to turn him into ... well, you know who. At least we all have the satisfaction in knowing that his empire will come to a nasty demise and his brain will paint a wall!
puffff: Text
Poor little pufff had to cannabalize himself to trip! So ... with his post count, he bought himself a shiny new glass piece ... and ... fuel. Don't let the ninja above (mod) or the other guy (nik) catch you with that!
PurdueRy: Text
Purchased a Victoria Secret bra worn by Adriana Lima to wear on his head. The fool spent his entire post count on this item, so he is still plagued with bright yellow hair, and an annoying grin.
Safeway: Text
Purchased UT scrub hat, bottom half of face, disturbed expression ... and a nose that looks like it has been broken 10 times.
sm8000: Text
Really a mash-up here. He was too poor to buy any "set" of items. He ended up closing his eyes and clicking! The results? Sad. Omish beard/mustache combo, gold-colored plastic shades. The weirdest purchase, however, was the rasberry swirl ice cream that he was too poor to buy a cup for.
sparkyJJO: Text
Nuclear war? You have to be able to afford ONE nuclear warhead in order to have nuclear anything. RossMAN can't even afford such weaponry. You, sparkyJJO, is a tin sign. Wtf? A guy named Steve picked him up and mounted him on the toilet in a local Texaco gas station. Well, I guess you will see some nuclear explosions after all.
Synthdude2001: Text
Just an afro? JUST an afro? Don't deny your heritage ... the P.I.M.P. way of life. Synthdude was forced to purchase a sterotypical purple pimp suit, complete with pink/black leopard print trim, and a gold bling-bling chain. Sadly, I ... he ran out of money before he could buy spinners for his 1988 Buick.
Titandiddly: Text
Who knew that they made these suckers back in the Colonial days? Mr. President George Washington ain't got nothin' on these. Sadly, Titan was only able to purchase the guns, and no bullets. Muskets win.
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