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So it went this way.
Dr: Okay Mr Zin your reflexes all look good. Your weight is good, blood sugar good, cholesterol a little high but nothing to really worry about. I want you to keep an eye on that mole on your shoulder it looks normal now and a biopsy isn't needed but just to be sure check it every now and then to make sure it hasn't changed. Otherwise Mr Zin I'd say you are in perfect condition. See you in 12 months?
Mr Zin: What about my obsession with horse cock.
Dr: Oh that. Don't worry you score a 65 on the Stanley Brigs and Meyer horse cock obsession index, well within norms. I wouldn't worry about it.