This area has been reserved for crabs only. All trespassers will be uh, PMed goatse variants.
EDIT: obviously the general populace has no respect for their crab superiors, and as a result, we have opened the doors to those with crabs as pets (genital or otherwise), to act as enforcers.
EDIT2: facing difficulties propagating from the eagle power rising in the west, the crab legion has formally accepted an alliance with the alien nation. Crustaceans/uh...BulbousThings Unite!
EDIT: obviously the general populace has no respect for their crab superiors, and as a result, we have opened the doors to those with crabs as pets (genital or otherwise), to act as enforcers.
EDIT2: facing difficulties propagating from the eagle power rising in the west, the crab legion has formally accepted an alliance with the alien nation. Crustaceans/uh...BulbousThings Unite!