AVAST! Pirates attack cruise ship. YARRRR!!!

n7

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LOL, damn!

I decided to check this out since my buddy is on a cruise right now...he's gonna like this when i show it to him when he gets back :laugh:
 
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Lola

this is a VERY nice, upscale cruise ship.
My husband showed that to me as we are going on our next cruise in Jan.
Thats scarry, but great that the Captian didnt even have to sound the alarms at all.

I would venture to guess most cruisers on that ship were a bit older.
Seabourne = $$$
 

andylawcc

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The 10,000-ton cruise ship, registered in the Bahamas, sustained minor damage.

The crew initiated a trained response and avoided being boarded, Good said. The ship outran them and changed its course.

wtf? is there a NOS button on board??
 

Ophir

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Originally posted by: andylawcc
The 10,000-ton cruise ship, registered in the Bahamas, sustained minor damage.

The crew initiated a trained response and avoided being boarded, Good said. The ship outran them and changed its course.

wtf? is there a NOS button on board??
... passengers awoke to the sound of gunfire as two 25-foot inflatable boats approached the liner.
 

Ophir

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Originally posted by: Coquito
I like the Porn 101 story on the side better. :)

Hours after the ban, SRTV ran the sex video again, this time with the face of a female student senator superimposed on the face of the porn star.

LOL
 

imported_Skorpio

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Sorry....I have a TV tuner...but I never watch TV....that story has been out for like 6 months. If they show it again....i will definitely record and sent you a PM;)
 

Fritzo

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WTF kind of stupid pirates attack a cruise ship on inflatable boats??? A cruise ship's hull is like 4 or 5 stories high!

Heheheh...morons.
 

Slacker

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Originally posted by: Ophir
Originally posted by: andylawcc
The 10,000-ton cruise ship, registered in the Bahamas, sustained minor damage.

The crew initiated a trained response and avoided being boarded, Good said. The ship outran them and changed its course.

wtf? is there a NOS button on board??
... passengers awoke to the sound of gunfire as two 25-foot inflatable boats approached the liner. The captain of one inflatable was heard to say "FASTER BITCHES, ROW DAMN YOU ROW":|
:laugh: fixed

 

isasir

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
WTF kind of stupid pirates attack a cruise ship on inflatable boats??? A cruise ship's hull is like 4 or 5 stories high!

Heheheh...morons.

Spider-Man Pirates?
 

mwmorph

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
WTF kind of stupid pirates attack a cruise ship on inflatable boats??? A cruise ship's hull is like 4 or 5 stories high!

Heheheh...morons.

the question should be wtf kind of pirates get ooutrun by a cruise liner eleventybillion times as heavy as their inflatable boats?
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: mwmorph
Originally posted by: Fritzo
WTF kind of stupid pirates attack a cruise ship on inflatable boats??? A cruise ship's hull is like 4 or 5 stories high!

Heheheh...morons.

the question should be wtf kind of pirates get ooutrun by a cruise liner eleventybillion times as heavy as their inflatable boats?

really crappy ones?
 

ktehmok

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It's hard to decide who is dumber. Pirates in an inner-tube, or tourists taking a fvcking cruise off of Somalia. Darwin theories suggest that they are both destined to meet up.