auto erotic manipulation

[highland145]

Maybe this should be in the Garage.:sneaky:

"You see, Officer, I was driving down the road and my vibrator just slipped in my pants. Who knew that laptop had porn on it? No, Sir. My alertness was not impaired. Orgasm not found."

A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges. Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.
That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.
Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.
She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/woman-nabbed-auto-erotic-crime

 

[Anubis]

auto erotic repost

 

[Genx87]

Never a hot chick that gets caught.

 

[MotF Bane]

Riveting tale, friend.

 

[highland145]

Ouch. Didn't see it. And Genx87 is spot on.

 

[bignateyk]

Damn it, why did I click on the link? That totally ruined it for me...