Aunt Flo

AbAbber2k

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So my gf called me tonight because I forgot to take her library books/movies back to the library for her. She was pissed (duh) and more or less hung up on me. Then like 20min later she called back and leaves me a message on my voicemail to call her back... but now shes all sweet and saying 'i love you' and whatnot. So I call back and she just wanted to know what I wanted for dinner, then she apologized for getting pissed off. More or less I'm just hoping it means she's having her monthly visitor. I'd be paranoid about knockin her up even if we never did it, and I slept with my gigglestick wrapped up.

I miss being single... :(
 

gistech1978

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i prefer the terms

'falling to the communists'

or

'checked into the red roof inn'

courtesy of theonion

 

olds

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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
So my gf called me tonight because I forgot to take her library books/movies back to the library for her. She was pissed (duh) and more or less hung up on me. Then like 20min later she called back and leaves me a message on my voicemail to call her back... but now shes all sweet and saying 'i love you' and whatnot. So I call back and she just wanted to know what I wanted for dinner, then she apologized for getting pissed off. More or less I'm just hoping it means she's having her monthly visitor. I'd be paranoid about knockin her up even if we never did it, and I slept with my gigglestick wrapped up.

I miss being single... :(

I miss the days before you joined AT.
 

cavemanmoron

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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
So my gf called me tonight because I forgot to take her library books/movies back to the library for her. She was pissed (duh) and more or less hung up on me. Then like 20min later she called back and leaves me a message on my voicemail to call her back... but now shes all sweet and saying 'i love you' and whatnot. So I call back and she just wanted to know what I wanted for dinner, then she apologized for getting pissed off. More or less I'm just hoping it means she's having her monthly visitor. I'd be paranoid about knockin her up even if we never did it, and I slept with my gigglestick wrapped up.

I miss being single... :(

Replying to Topic: Aunt Flo
Created On 03/29/2005 09:03 PM by AbAbber2k
 

AbAbber2k

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Originally posted by: gistech1978
i prefer the terms

'falling to the communists'

or

'checked into the red roof inn'

courtesy of theonion

I'll have to use the communists one next time. Thanks. :thumbsup:
 

AbAbber2k

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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
You know what they say; "If the front porch has a fresh coat of paint, use the back door."

You stole that from Confucious.
 

Pliablemoose

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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
You know what they say; "If the front porch has a fresh coat of paint, use the back door."

You stole that from Confucious.

Does he wear a beat up straw cowboy hat & chew Skoal?
 

AbAbber2k

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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
You know what they say; "If the front porch has a fresh coat of paint, use the back door."

You stole that from Confucious.

Does he wear a beat up straw cowboy hat & chew Skoal?

Grey sheriff's mustache too.