Attorney dodges bullets like Neo

[jonks]

An attorney from a NY firm was killed by his dominatrix gf's stalker, but it was the video at the bottom that I'd never seen before.

Dude hides behind a tree and the assailant is firing shot after shot at him, but just keeps missing.

http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=2512

EDIT: just listened to the caller, apparently the atty did in fact get shot multiple times. he walks away in the video but reportedly collapsed shortly thereafter

"How did you do that? You moved like they do. I've never seen anyone move that fast."
"Not fast enough."

 

[JohnCU]

whoa.

 

[villageidiot111]

That lawyer was actually hit multiple times, even if he doesn't show it. He collapsed shortly afterwards.

 

[TallBill]

Really old.. crazy tho

Btw, if anyone points a gun at you from 2 feet away, for fuck's sake knock the weapon away from your direction.

Fucking awesome tackle though! To bad he passed up like 5 pansy mother fuckers who did nothing.

 

[Tim]

LOL, he just couldn't hit the guy!

 

[StageLeft]

What a fvckin noob, who "stabs" with their gun while firing? Obviously never played any video games. What a psychopath, too.

 

[Baked]

Damn, took a while for somebody to take that dbag down. I thought he was just gonna walk away. Awesome bullet dodging by the lawyer.

 

[Tiamat]

that guy sucks with the pistol. He definitely needed more practice. Apparently, the lawyer did get hit according to the end of the video?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Baked
Damn, took a while for somebody to take that dbag down. I thought he was just gonna walk away. Awesome bullet dodging by the lawyer.

Yeah, to busy filming. Fuckers. Instead they point at him.

 

[tfinch2]

<ATOT>Must have been using a 9mm or smaller caliber. Should have used a .45.</ATOT>

 

[Canai]

marked for home

 

[state 08]

Your Matrix references are inappropriately funny.

 

[darkxshade]

the dominatrix has you

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
<ATOT>Must have been using a 9mm or smaller caliber. Should have used a .45.</ATOT>

lol, that argument is definitely not unique to anandtech. Anyways, it's gonna be tough kill someone with any weapon if you can't hit center mass from 2 feet away.

Note that the story and the video are 2 separate events.

 

[Farang]

Really odd video.. the lawyer shows no indication of being hit throughout the video. Not in the way he walks or in response to the shots. Then there are multiple camera men just standing there videotaping it and the man calmly walks away in front of them, and only at the end with the frantic tackle does it appear something is happening.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Farang
Really odd video.. the lawyer shows no indication of being hit throughout the video. Not in the way he walks or in response to the shots. Then there are multiple camera men just standing there videotaping it and the man calmly walks away in front of them, and only at the end with the frantic tackle does it appear something is happening.

Probably just grazing wounds or hand/forearm wounds from the way he's holding his arms up. People like the cameramen piss me off.

 

[RKS]

Attorneys have no heart or feelings. The last round must have been a silver bullet to finally bring him down.

 

[ultimatebob]

I almost wish that he would have would have shot one of those stupid cameramen who were just standing there filming everything. Cowards!

 

[GasX]

Anyone got Jada Vixen's number?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: RKS
Attorneys have no heart or feelings. The last round must have been a silver bullet to finally bring him down.

Except he lived....

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: RKS
Attorneys have no heart or feelings. The last round must have been a silver bullet to finally bring him down.

Except he lived....

I assume the attorney appealed to St. Peter.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: RKS
Attorneys have no heart or feelings. The last round must have been a silver bullet to finally bring him down.

Except he lived....

Obviously the guy didn't actually have a silver bullet, probably hit center mass with every shot, but without the silver bullet it has little effect.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: Farang
Really odd video.. the lawyer shows no indication of being hit throughout the video. Not in the way he walks or in response to the shots. Then there are multiple camera men just standing there videotaping it and the man calmly walks away in front of them, and only at the end with the frantic tackle does it appear something is happening.

It's not like the movies. Pistols are about as good as stabbing someone with a sharp stick unless you hit the CNS.

 

[bunker]

Here's a good write up on the video: http://query.nytimes.com/gst/f...F932A35752C1A9659C8B63

 

[Mr Pickles]

Stopping Power is a big study. Some actually believe that people go down when they get shot simply because that's what they think they are supposed to do because that's what happens in movies and games. One shot instant death isn't reality unless you hit something important. If someone has enough adrenaline in them and they still consciously fear for their life they will run and dodge.