Attn All Simpsons Fans: Simpsons Trivia Question.

jonnyGURU

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I was wondering if anyone had any feedback on the one Simpsons cast member that owns the Comic Book Store, surfs the Internet and attends Star Trek conventions.

What's his name? Funniest moments, etc.

I foget and he's not anywhere on thesimpsons.com. ;)

 

Pretender

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I think he's just known as the comic book guy.
A search on google for 'comic book guy' returned this as the first result:
Site
 

emonkey

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yeah, his name is &quot;comic book guy&quot;. There was a (weak) episode based on him last season and that was the title.
 
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favorite moment-
episode where they get a racing horse-
Marge- could it be the simpsons getting a horse?
cbg- Uhm, excuse me, but this already happened and it was so expensive that homer had to get a second job to pay the bills...with hilarious consequences!


also later in the show he is seen with a shirt that reads-
WORST EPISODE EVER
 

somethingwitty

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<< also later in the show he is seen with a shirt that reads-
WORST EPISODE EVER
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while wearing that shirt he says &quot;hey, I'm watching you&quot;
 

supesman

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I shall return to the comic store where I dispense the sarcasm rather them recieve them.

or something like that.
 

somethingwitty

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<< I shall return to the comic store where I dispense the sarcasm rather them recieve them.

or something like that.
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&quot;I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.&quot;
here
 

geno

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Who remembers the episode where Homer thinks he's the last person alive after a nuke hits Springfield?

(Dramatic) &quot;But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds!&quot;
*the missile closes in on him*
&quot;Oohh, I've wasted my life...&quot;
 

BigSmooth

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Yep, he is only known as &quot;Comic Book Guy&quot; and he is referred to by that name in several episodes.
 

crzyc

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from www.snpp.com

Bart sees a sign in the Android's Dungeon &amp; Baseball Card
Shop window
Bart: (Gasps) 99 cents.
(Bart enters shop)
Bart: I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm, here's 99 cents.
CBG: Huh. Allow me to summarise the proposed transaction. You
wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit to
me, negative 59 dollars.
(CBG opens the till)
CBG: Oh, oh, please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, it's
yours.
(Bart reaches for the money)
CBG: Er, er, er. Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I
shall close the register at this point, and state that
99 cents is the rental price.
Bart: Oh, then may I please rent it, please?
CBG: No you may not, I am all out, though I do have a surprising
amount of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.
Bart: Aww.
 

crzyc

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CBG sits at his computer
CBG: Oh, Captain Janeway. Lace: The Final Brassiere.
Oh hurry up, I'm a busy man. Ugh, this high-speed
modem is intolerably slow. (The download is interrupted
by a banner advertisement) Hey, what the? Huh, the
Internet King. I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.
(scene changes to Homer's office)
Homer: Welcome to the internet my friend, how can I help you?
CBG: I'm interested in upgrading my twenty eight point eight
kilobaud internet connection to a one point five megabit
fibre-optic T-1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP
router that's compatable with my token ring ethernet LAN
configuration?
Homer: (after long pause) Can I have some money now?
 

crzyc

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haha this one is great, this was a great episode for CBG


At the Mensa society meeting
Lisa: Now next week is our &quot;state of the city&quot; address. Has
everyone finished their proposals.
CBG: Well first of all I've a plan to eliminate obesity in
women.
Lyndsey Nagle: Oh please, for a nickel-a-person tax increase we could
build a theatre for shadow puppets.
Dr. Hibbert: Balinese or Thai?
Lyndsey Nagle: Why not both, then everybody's happy.
CBG: Oh yeah, everyone's real happy then.
Lyndsey Nagle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Frink: (With sarcasm detector) Are you kidding? This baby is off
the charts mm-hai.
CBG: A sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.
(Sarcasm detector explodes)

At the State of the City Address
CBG: Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding
will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will
mean much less breeding, for me, much much more.

 

SpecialEd

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He walks into his Back Room..

CBG:&quot;Hellooooo Captian JaneWay...&quot;

(downloading P*rn... :D )
 

joemamma

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<< haha this one is great, this was a great episode for CBG


At the Mensa society meeting
Lisa: Now next week is our &quot;state of the city&quot; address. Has
everyone finished their proposals.
CBG: Well first of all I've a plan to eliminate obesity in
women.
Lyndsey Nagle: Oh please, for a nickel-a-person tax increase we could
build a theatre for shadow puppets.
Dr. Hibbert: Balinese or Thai?
Lyndsey Nagle: Why not both, then everybody's happy.
CBG: Oh yeah, everyone's real happy then.
Lyndsey Nagle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Frink: (With sarcasm detector) Are you kidding? This baby is off
the charts mm-hai.
CBG: A sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.
(Sarcasm detector explodes)

At the State of the City Address
CBG: Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding
will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will
mean much less breeding, for me, much much more.
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that episode ruled. haha, hilarious.


my favorite was when the comic book guy had a heard attack and he said &quot;worst episode ever&quot;
 

Maverick

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The Internet King Episode:

CBG: &quot;I would like a high speed fiber-optic T1 line to upgrade from my dialup modem connection&quot;

Homer: (blank look) &quot;Can I have my money now?&quot;

another great part of that episode is when Bill Gates comes to &quot;buy out&quot; homer's company.