ATTENTION PLEASE!

[shortylickens]

EXPLANATION!

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

EXPLANATION!

Moose whiskers, or hockey pucks.

 

[KMFJD]

lol hockey pucks for sure, they are all marks from being shot at by a future NHL player

 

[shortylickens]

I'll assume moose. Thank you.

 

[sdifox]

Racoons

 

[sdifox]

I'll assume moose. Thank you.

You answering your own questions?

 

[BudAshes]

Looks like it's in the basement so I'll assume it was used as the hockey goal.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Hockey pucks for sure. Before my parent's basement was finished, the drywall (the top part was drywalled but not the bottom part) was full of dents and marks like that too lol. I was never really into hockey but I used to just mess around taking slap shots and stuff. Indoors of course. Dad was proud, mom, not so much.

 

[snoopy7548]

Dents from olds' victims kicking and screaming as they are stuffed into his freezer.

 

[highland145]

Dents from olds' victims kicking and screaming as they are stuffed into his freezer.

I was actually thinking the opposite...STFU. What does that say about you?

:colbert;

Or me...

 

[Iron Woode]

I thought that looked familiar. I saw stuff like that way back in the day at friends' houses.

 

[highland145]

I thought that looked familiar. I saw stuff like that way back in the day at friends' houses.

Mkay.

 

[Iron Woode]

Mkay.

We had a small basement so there was no way I would be hitting a freezer with pucks.

Some of my friends had way more room so we would practice slap-shots at their freezer or wall depending.

 

[Muadib]

WHAT"S IN THE BOX!!!

 

[KMFJD]

WHAT"S IN THE BOX!!!

DEAD GOALIES

 

[sdifox]

WHAT"S IN THE BOX!!!

Zamboni driver

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Hockey playing moose.

 

[Scarpozzi]

A boxing moose, perhaps?

For you that aren't in the know, this is why you hear the expression, "He gave me a mouth full of moose knuckle"

 

[highland145]

A boxing moose, perhaps?

For you that aren't in the know, this is why you hear the expression, "He gave me a mouth full of moose knuckle"

Is that Canadian for camel toe?

 

[Scarpozzi]

Is that Canadian for camel toe?

It's clearly a boxing term.

I thought Celine was Canadian for Camel toe...?

 

[highland145]

It's clearly a boxing term.

I thought Celine was Canadian for Camel toe...?
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And this is American for camel toe.

 

[Scarpozzi]

And this is American for camel toe.

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You think it's a peace sign. She's really ordering hot dogs from the street vendor behind the guy with the camera.