ATTENTION Guys! I will Help You Get Laid.... Read On

[hard718]

Having Problems meeting chicks? Cant close a deal? You keep hearing stuff like "I just want to be friends" from women?
YOU WIND UP CHOKING THE CHICKEN INSTEAD OF STROKING THE CAT?

I'm here to help.

Keep the disguisting stuff out of here or repulsive questions like "Anal Sex on the first date", "Sex with a sideshow clown" etc. Keep it simple and Topical.

Ask away.

 

[UberNeuman]

Q:What's the best way to screw a pud like you?
A:Allowing you to post...

 

[compudog]

Mods, please ban this goofball. Even though this is Off Topic, this doesn't belong here.