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Attention all humans!

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Ikonomi

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Finally, after two and a half years of servile existence, I am free! I never, in my wildest dreams, conceived of such a felicitous opportunity falling into my diaper-clad lap. My captors have transferred me from my former nocturnal bastille, God curse that wretched place, to a chamber enclosed by only the most insubstantial of palisades! There is nothing to stop me now.

With my newfound nightly mobility, my plans can finally come to fruition. I shall exact revenge on my iniquitous captors... No longer will they shackle me to their bromidic lives. No longer shall I ingest the purulent, mephitic gruel they have forced upon me in lieu of palatable viands. No longer!

Yes... Yes. I will prove this mistake to be their last, the imbecilic yard bulls!

At last! Hahahahaha!
 
ok. You can have the night. I'm going to bed. wtf are you talking about anyway?
 
hahahahahahhahahahhah lol!!!! am i seriously the only one who gets this joke? hahahha. anyways, hes basically saying
finally they've given me a bed instead of a crib
now i can escape at night to do stuff, like perfect the fruition (some made up thing) and get revenge on his parents, for feeding him crappy food, compelete with a villan laugh muhahahhahahaha.
good vocab words btw. did u use a thesarus?
 
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