Attempted Cat Rape

[Iron Woode]

My co-worker owns 3 cats - 2 males and 1 female and all have been fixed. The 1 male cat is named Butterscotch, the other male cat is new and I don't remember his name. The female cat is named Maxi. Maxi is the only cat that has claws.

Maxi is small like most female cats but also rather stout and strong and has a take-no-shit attitude. The male cats are much larger.

Apparently, Butterscotch decided he wanted a piece of ass this afternoon. So he jumped on Maxi and bit her neck area and tried humping her. Well, this resulted in some serious noise and one hell of a fight. His kids were home at the time and heard the commotion. When they went to see what was going on, all they saw was a cloud of fur everywhere and Maxi standing in the middle of the living room hissing like crazy and Butterscotch cowering the corner like a little pansy. :awe:

I think we all know the moral to this story: don't try to rape a cat.

 

[NFS4]

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[HamburgerBoy]

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Cat rape arouses my interests more than which celebrity is cheating on which tbh. Much more visceral and real.

 

[chubbyfatazn]

Cat rape arouses my interests more than which celebrity is cheating on which tbh. Much more visceral and real.

That's always the case. Too bad half of America is retarded and keeps fueling those stupid entertainment shows.

 

[Iron Woode]

Update: Apparently the 2 cats damaged the couch with the fight. A huge rip nearly 2 feet long. My friend now has to repair the couch. He is not a happy camper.

 

[sygyzy]

Cat rape arouses my interests more than which celebrity is cheating on which tbh. Much more visceral and real.

Ouch, a NFS4 TMZ/Superficial/Perez Hilton swipe!

 

[sixone]

Update: Apparently the 2 cats damaged the couch with the fight. A huge rip nearly 2 feet long. My friend now has to repair the couch. He is not a happy camper.

I hope that doesn't mean Maxi is going to be declawed.

 

[Perknose]

Butterscotch got licked, and it's Maxi'sPad now.

 

[Iron Woode]

I hope that doesn't mean Maxi is going to be declawed.

no, that's not gonna happen.

Butterscotch got licked, and it's Maxi'sPad now.

Boo-urns

 

[BabaBooey]

Cat rape arouses my interests more than which celebrity is cheating on which tbh. Much more visceral and real.

Here ya go,ya sick bastard...

 

[sixone]

 

[dust]

Here ya go,ya sick bastard...

still laughing

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-think-im-going-about-this-catbreeding-thing-all,10891/

 

[T_Yamamoto]

still laughing

Me too