Attack of the Nympho!!

[shiner]

I think the girl I'm going out with now is a certified nymphomaniac. While you would think that this was a good thing and every man's dream, let me tell you that it isn't. In the last 3 days I've had a total of 8 hours of sleep and there are parts of my body hurting that I didn't know I had. Now, I'm no prude but I need some rest. Any suggestions on how to tell her I need a break? All you women of ATOT let me know what you think. Last time I did that, back in college, the girl got all mad and told me I was an unloving jerk. Seriously, it's all good but I need some rest!!

And yes...I have to flame suit on so bring it on....I'm sure this will cause all sorts of respones about me not being a "real" man

 

[Viper GTS]

Buy her a vibrator & a crate of batteries.

Viper GTS

 

[Electric Amish]

Take lots of vitamins......


or


Give her my number.

amish

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

I'll take her off your hands for a while.

 

[MiniGolfIsFun]

Ah heck, might as well:

quit your yappin' and be a real man.

 

[TuffGuy]

sybian

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

There is always Viagra

 

[Geekbabe]

Show her this thread, then I bet you'll be getting plenty of rest

 

[docmanhattan]

<< I think the girl I'm going out with now is a certified nymphomaniac. While you would think that this was a good thing and every man's dream, let me tell you that it isn't. In the last 3 days I've had a total of 8 hours of sleep and there are parts of my body hurting that I didn't know I had. Now, I'm no prude but I need some rest. Any suggestions on how to tell her I need a break? All you women of ATOT let me know what you think. Last time I did that, back in college, the girl got all mad and told me I was an unloving jerk. Seriously, it's all good but I need some rest!!

And yes...I have to flame suit on so bring it on....I'm sure this will cause all sorts of respones about me not being a "real" man >>

You've got your entire life to sleep, my friend. Enjoy this now. Drink more coffee. Take more pills. Do what you need to do to make your body parts stop hurting, but don't say anything bad about it to her.

 

[shiner]

<< There is always Viagra >>


Getting it and keeping it up aren't the problems....it's the lack of sleep and physical exhaustion....

 

[Optimus]

Start scratching yourself like mad and commenting "Don't these little critters ever quit?"

 

[aimn]

I have had a gf like that before. It does get old though! Geez, I was just down to a blow tube for a while there. She couldnt kiss me without sticking her tongue so far down my throat, I had a lump on my butt. Ahhhhhhhhhh.........I miss those days.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<<Take lots of vitamins......

or


Give her my number.

amish>>

BHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!

 

[shiner]

<< couldnt kiss me without sticking her tongue so far down my throat >>


Same here....saying hello to her gets her all charged up. I was trying to cook dinner last night and she wouldn't leave me alone, chicken breasts were still on the grill this morning. I finally kissed her and that sent her into turbo mode. I barely got her inside before she was totally naked. I live in a fairly upscale neighborhood, next to our Mayor in fact, and I don't think they would like to see us going at it in the backyard.

 

[Pacfanweb]

<<Show her this thread, then I bet you'll be getting plenty of rest >>

 

[pyonir]

become a minute man.

 

[azazyel]

Get her really drunk and let her passout on the couch.
Bring a book to bed and pretend to fall asleep reading.
ganja helps to lessen the modivation

And there is always "that time of the month" you can rest then.

 

[Electric Amish]

<<

<< couldnt kiss me without sticking her tongue so far down my throat >>


Same here....saying hello to her gets her all charged up. I was trying to cook dinner last night and she wouldn't leave me alone, chicken breasts were still on the grill this morning. I finally kissed her and that sent her into turbo mode. I barely got her inside before she was totally naked. I live in a fairly upscale neighborhood, next to our Mayor in fact, and I don't think they would like to see us going at it in the backyard. >>



Wow!

Ummm... Pics?

amish

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<< Same here....saying hello to her gets her all charged up. I was trying to cook dinner last night and she wouldn't leave me alone, chicken breasts were still on the grill this morning. I finally kissed her and that sent her into turbo mode. I barely got her inside before she was totally naked. I live in a fairly upscale neighborhood, next to our Mayor in fact, and I don't think they would like to see us going at it in the backyard. >>



Not trying to flame or be a bastage but... OH YOU POOR SLOB!!!

BUCK UP YA MARY AND GET SOME!!! YA GOTTA LIVE HARD TO BE HARD!!!

Oh, sorry... I am one of those that never gets tired of doing the deed.

 

[StageLeft]

shinerburke if it bothers you that much just talk to me about it. I don't want you discussing our relationship on AT anymore.:|

 

[Hammer]

stop showering or using deoderant, that should calm her down a little.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Saying on OT that you are having too much sex is like saying you make too much money by not working hard enough. Not going to get a lot of sympathy

 

[Zenmervolt]

Am I the only one who thinks you're posting this just to brag?

On a more serious note, hopefully you're in a good enough relationship that you can just bring this up with her. Seems to me that if she's interested in you and not just certain parts of you, she'll at least listen to your side of the matter.

ZV

 

[shiner]

<< Am I the only one who thinks you're posting this just to brag? >>


No, I'm really looking for advice.......I seriously need sleep......we're in the middle of converting all our servers over to Windows 2000 and I'm already working a lot of overtime.....then add on the fact that I'm not sleeping and I'm exhausted and kinda loopy...

 

[SagaLore]

<<

<< There is always Viagra >>


Getting it and keeping it up aren't the problems....it's the lack of sleep and physical exhaustion.... >>



Hey, just think of it as excercise. This can't last forever, get it while you can - think about it, would you rather be working hard labor in place of this? The lack of sleep and physical is the average description of some people's normal working lives!

The trick is, make HER exhausted. :Q