[16:39] * narzy is being an ATTBI tech support guy today
[16:40] <Vince> What does the BI mean?
[16:41] <narzy> broadband internet
[16:42] <Vince> And, did you actually help anybody out?
[16:42] <narzy> not if I dont have too

[16:42] <narzy> ya bout 200 ppl today
[16:42] * narzy is tired of looking at att's crappy tech screen
[16:43] <Vince> All easy stuff (mundane) or some really difficult problems?
[16:43] <narzy> whooo hoooo! we have good music on the telle system now

[16:44] <narzy> little bit of A and a little bit of B but a whole crap load of C
[16:44] <narzy> C = angry MEAN grandma's who dont know a keyboard from crap in their ass
[16:45] <Vince> great - gotta love them
[16:45] * narzy has developed the angry grandma earmuph...
[16:45] <narzy> it is a peice of foam that holds the ear peace 5 inches away from your ear to dampen the yealling
I was nice until...
me:"Hi my name is tim thanks for calling AT&T how may I help you today"
her:"YOU FSKING BASTARDS BROKE MY INTERNET, WHAT THE FSK AM I SPOSE TO DO NOW!!!"
me: "I am sorry mam we were forced to a new network last night, first I need you to right click on network neigborhood "
her: "fsk that I want you to send a tech out"
me: "I'm sorry mam I can't do that until we go through this process"
her: "Your a homo you know that!"
at this point I lost it...
me: "You know what mam' I've been at this for 8 hours already so here is what you can do take your cable modem and stick it were the sun dont shine and thats how much I care about your bitching, I would kindly....*get cut off by her*"
her: "I WANT YOUR NAME AND YOUR SUPERVISOR!"
me: "Thanks for calling AT&T Broadband Goodbye."
CLICK!
now this wasn't the best thing I could have done, nor will it ever happen again, however after it I felt GOOOD!

draminized for effect...