ATOTers Who Have had a (legitimate) Prostate Exam, Check In!

[OCGuy]

Had one @ 19 after a hospital stay gave me a UTI, and they gave me a FULL exam.(including a sonogram of my balls, but that is another story).


I can say the worst wasn't actually the finger violating my precious no-no circle, it was leaving the office, still being able to feel some of the lube as I walked to my car, feeling like a slut. :/


Anyone else get to experience this pride-zapping joy yet?

 

[KeithTalent]

Hmm. I had a colonoscopy, does that count?

KT

 

[BoomerD]

Just wait until you get old. (like after 40) Your doctor will want to do it with every physical. For that reason, I choose doctors with small hands.

 

[OCGuy]

Just wait until you get old. (like after 40) Your doctor will want to do it with every physical. For that reason, I choose doctors with small hands.

I honestly knew you would reply to this thread, old man!

There is the old joke that to try to get out of it, you just creep your Dr. out by asking him to use two fingers, but that seems like it could backfire.

 

[OCGuy]

Hmm. I had a colonoscopy, does that count?

KT

At least they drug you up...don't they? Although it is probably much more extreme.

 

[sixone]

Boo-hoo. I've been having credentialed women sticking one of these

in my hooha and poking around every year for the last 26 years.

THEN she does the rectal exam. Cry me a river.

 

[OCGuy]

THEN she does the rectal exam. Cry me a river.

That is different if your Dr. is a woman! I usually have to pay extra for that thorough of service.


Only 2 males and a female on ATOT willing to step up? Come on guys, the first step to recovery is to air your feelings.

 

[Platypus]

I've had quite a few, a colonoscopy/endoscopy, etc

it honestly isn't that bad, it's better than dying of uncaught cancer.

threads like this might just discourage men from getting this important procedure done by making it sound emasculating and then putting a gay spin on it makes it even worse. good job OP.

 

[z1ggy]

I thought I had an STD once so I went to the doc. He also tested me for some shit involving my prostate. He stuck his finger up my ass and asked me if it hurt. Nope..But I sure as hell would liek your finger out of my ass now please.

 

[highland145]

Call the guy clenching his bum. Better hurry before he buys his own island.

 

[OCGuy]

Call the guy clenching his bum. Better hurry before he buys his own island.

Haha.

Actually more degrading than a medical exam is stripping in front of 2 deputies, along with 20 other inmates going through Intake, and having to spread the cheeks.

No actual violation physically, thankfully.

 

[MagickMan]

Yep, it's no big thing, my doc is a woman with small fingers.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Every year for my physical for the past 5 years. I'm 43.

 

[thegimp03]

Boo-hoo. I've been having credentialed women sticking one of these

in my hooha and poking around every year for the last 26 years.

THEN she does the rectal exam. Cry me a river.

That thing looks like some sort of medieval torture device.

 

[Malodrik]

I've had a barium enema, I'm not sure if that counts. It really blew

 

[sixone]

That thing looks like some sort of medieval torture device.

It feels like one, too.

 

[BoomerD]

Haha.

Actually more degrading than a medical exam is stripping in front of 2 deputies, along with 20 other inmates going through Intake, and having to spread the cheeks.

No actual violation physically, thankfully.

"Bend over and crack me a smile!"

 

[Oyeve]

Ive been getting the finger up the ass from my doctor since I hit 30. 17 years now. But I know my doc for like 30 years so I trust him. Still, I do hate the lube feeling afterwards until I shower. no wonder most woman dont do anal!

 

[Remobz]

So many comments here are ripe for some gay jokes but I will take the higher ground since I am 40 and my own prostate might be at risk

Good thread OP. I still need some courage to get a prostate check up though.

 

[OCGuy]

So many comments here are ripe for some gay jokes but I will take the higher ground since I am 40 and my own prostate might be at risk

Good thread OP. I still need some courage to get a prostate check up though.

all joking aside if you are 40 I hope you suck it up to get in there then see if your doc. wants to do it. there's no shame in wanting to cut off the Big C early.

 

[Oyeve]

So many comments here are ripe for some gay jokes but I will take the higher ground since I am 40 and my own prostate might be at risk

Good thread OP. I still need some courage to get a prostate check up though.

Dude, just do it. minute with a finger up your ass beats being dead or years of suffering.

 

[Mxylplyx]

I'm 33. My doc told me with all the new research being done on the effectiveness of prostate exams he fully expects them to be done away with as a routine procedure by the time I turn 40.

 

[Puppies04]

How the hell have we got to the point where we can land a man on the moon but getting your prostate examined entails a finger stuck up your bum?

 

[Mixolydian]

No, but I once had to get an ultrasound of my balls. :\

 

[Mixolydian]

beats being dead

I strongly disagree. Being dead is better than people make it out to be.