atot studs - how do you put your cologne on?

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alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: TreyRandom
how do you put your cologne on?

I have a hot woman apply it on me wherever she wants it on my body.

What, that doesn't work for you? :confused:

Doesn't your mom get a little wierded out?

Didn't you ask her when you took her back to the nursing home after you two went on your date? Well... perhaps you can ask her tonight. I hear you've got an all-nighter planned! :thumbsup::D

She is rather hot in that nursing outfit...and a bunch of vegetative old folks don't know what's going on anyway. ;)
 

Nik

Lifer
Jun 5, 2006
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When a woman hugs you, where is her head going to go? Your neck if you're average size and upper chest if you're tall, right? Well duh, spray just enough for her not to smell it unless she's hugging you.

Just be sure to get a hug ;)
 

jjzelinski

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Aug 23, 2004
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Originally posted by: TheGizmo
you pour it down your bunghole, then get on all 4's like you're doing a push-up but instead fart really hard... that should spread it out to the perfect consistancy.

 

Strk

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Nov 23, 2003
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I gave up on cologne. I went to using only Red Zone body wash and deodorant. A lot of people think it's cologne though.