ATOT: share your drunk stories

[rudeguy]

mine would have to be the time I was walking back into my place. It was winter, but it had rained the night before. When it snowed that night it left the parking lot covered in snow, but the puddles werent frozen over. I was jumping from puddle to puddle like a little kid. When we got to the front door I saw the fishpond and said "big puddle!" And proceeded to jump in. I jumped out quicker than I jumped in.


Share yours

 

[minendo]

I don't drink so I don't have any stories to share.

 

[yobarman]

Tried to steal 2 plastic chairs from a bar with my roommate. We calmy got up, grabbed the chairs and took off. We got chased by bouncers we didnt get caught despite how hard we were laughing.

 

[Cattlegod]

made out with a fat black chick, carried home by two of my residents, pissed on my alarm clock, woke up at 6 PM the next day with the heat cranked in my winter coat next to my puddle of piss.


i've got LOTS more

 

[Zim Hosein]

Share yours

I don't have time to write a novel right now!

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Share yours

I don't have time to write a novel right now!

 

[Feldenak]

Hrmm...which one to pick

One of the ones I've been told about would be when I was at Panama City Beach for House Party (kinda like Spring Break but different) and drank myself blind. I was in the lobby of our hotel and apparently my vision started coming back because I blurted out (rather loudly I'm told)...."Wait a minute, my vision's coming back...I see titties!".

 

[Pliablemoose]

He he you-all are pussies, I drank myself into oblivion in college in the 70's (when drinking & driving was a sport, not a crime) many times.

Many, many stories all too fvcking stupid to repeat...

Cept one:

Room-mate: "Man you were really wasted last night, they drug you to the room & you kept yelling at them "Give me another Quaalude & I'll be fine."

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
He he you-all are pussies, I drank myself into oblivion in college in the 70's (when drinking & driving was a sport, not a crime) many times.

Many, many stories all too fvcking stupid to repeat...

Cept one:

Room-mate: "Man you were really wasted last night, they drug you to the room & you kept yelling at them "Give me another Quaalude & I'll be fine."

LMFAO!!! Now if you had just peed on your alarm clock it would have been perfect.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
He he you-all are pussies, I drank myself into oblivion in college in the 70's (when drinking & driving was a sport, not a crime) many times.

Many, many stories all too fvcking stupid to repeat...

Cept one:

Room-mate: "Man you were really wasted last night, they drug you to the room & you kept yelling at them "Give me another Quaalude & I'll be fine."

LOL!

I've got a couple others but 1 is FAR too embarassing to share. Let's just say that it involved a fifth of rum, a LOT of beer and serious alcohol poisoning that should have had me in the hospital.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Hunter S. Thompson was my god back then.

 

[clamum]

I don't remember much when I get real drunk so it's hard to say what happened.

A couple weekends ago my brother and friend and I got some Blue Sapphire Gin and make gin and tonics. I had three or four big glasses and was feeling ok. Then I opened up a 24oz can of Milwaukee's Best Ice and started drinking that. The drinks started to hit me and I got pretty drunk. I guess I got up from the chair I was sitting in and stumbled and fell into the garbage basket and wall (I was wondering why my hip hurt the next morning). Made it to the bathroom and I threw up. Then I don't remember much... At some point they had to drag me to the bathroom and I layed there on the floor for awhile and puked on myself. I woke up in the morning on a matress in the kitchen with no blanket.

Not very interesting but pretty stupid.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

(posted this before, but wgaf?)

Hmm... the most recent one would be back in Munich:

1. going to Oktoberfest 2003
2. downing a few massbiers (i.e. 1L-sized mugs)
3. blacking out on the way to the loo
4. waking up to find myself squatting and puking my guts out in front of the crowd outside
5. making a very slurred emergency call to the local authorities
6. realising that i lost a) my buddy and b) my jacket (and hence apartment key)
7. stumbling on board the u-bahn (i.e. german subway) with stomach still convulsing (I felt close to hurling every few seconds so that everybody within a 3-foot radius steered the fvck away)
8. falling asleep on the train and ending up on the other side of town
9. finding out that all train services would end soon (2 a.m.) and that the only available destination is the main station (hauptbahnhof)
10. spending the next freezing morning hours sleeping on the floor of the ticketing office with some newspaper beneath me
11. hauling my ass back to my apartment by 5.30 a.m. and waking up a colleague to let my puke-encrusted self stay over till I can get the mess sorted out the next day.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Nothing too exciting. One time, me and a buddy got really drunk at a party, walked over to the neighbors and took the ceramic dalmation that was adorning their porch, then hopped into their hot tub, fully clothed, and chilled with the dog and some beers. They came out and asked what we were doing, to which I replied, "Having a party with my buddy John and Fluffers, care to join." They, of course, didn't. So we jumped out and ran off with their dog. Fluffers is now chilling next to my couch.

 

[Orsorum]

Mmm, I just had a couple glasses of sake. Mmm, slight drunkenness!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
made out with a fat black chick, carried home by two of my residents, pissed on my alarm clock, woke up at 6 PM the next day with the heat cranked in my winter coat next to my puddle of piss.


i've got LOTS more

RA? :Q

 

[Gurck]

I've done the Superman - this is when you get drunk enough to think that running, jumping, then sliding down a hallway on your stomach with your arms stretched out in front you with a crowd watching is a good idea

I once scared a friend pretty bad, yelling & screaming, even threatening her life... this is what I'm told, I can't remember any of it.

 

[virtuamike]

Brought a case of beer to a party. No one liked it so I drank the whole case. Woke up 3 hours later with my pants down sitting on the can. Passed out taking a dump.

 

[clamum]

N/m I'm retarded

 

[BigJ]

After 1L of Blackhaus and 8 beers, I made a new gate in my friends wooden fence. Damn lock was damn near impossible for a drunk person to open. So instead I lifted a piece of the fence out of the ground and laid it against his house. New exit.

On the way home I was singing Queen, Metallica, and other 80s rock. Someones car wouldnt start, so supposedly, without saying a word, I just walked up to them and helped them push the car down the street. The only words they could make out from me were "god damn lochness monster" (one of my friends knew these kids).

The next morning I woke up in my room buck naked. I went to the bathroom and was suprised to see a 3rd road cone added to my collection.

This story wasn't quite as embarrassing as the one a few weeks ago when me and my best friend were running up and down the girls side of the dorms in just our boxers. I had met a girl on that side earlier in the day (a redhead) and proceeded to scream out "I love firecrotches" just outside her open door.

 

[Iron Woode]

mine was so incredibly embarrassing, that just thinking about it makes me glad I don't drink like that anymore.

I won't get into any specifics, but suffice it to say it involved a wedding reception, too much booze and a 14 year old girl. I was 21 at the time. And no, nothing sexual happened. I found out later she was a slut and was looking for some action that night.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
mine was so incredibly embarrassing, that just thinking about it makes me glad I don't drink like that anymore.

I won't get into any specifics, but suffice it to say it involved a wedding reception, too much booze and a 14 year old girl. I was 21 at the time. And no, nothing sexual happened. I found out later she was a slut and was looking for some action that night.

:Q

Oh, and pics?

 

Drunk, or everything put together?
Too much to pick a "story" persay. More like periods of time.

 

[upsciLLion]

One time I got drunk sat in my truck in front of my house, freaked out on the real estate appraiser that came to take pictures of the neighborhood, thought about assaulting him, then when he threatened to sue me I got in my truck and followed him when he left. The bastard tried slamming on his brakes to get me to rearend him. :|

 

[J3anyus]

Freshman year of college, a Wednesday night. I was sitting in my dorm sort of bored, and my neighbor came over with a fifth of Popov (cheap and awful vodka). We went over to his room, and started taking shots. My memory gets a bit blurry here, but from what I'm told, 2 hours and 17 shots later, I decide to go home. I went back into my dorm, and my roomie had gotten home and was asleep. He says I came in, flopped onto my bed, and started moaning and groaning. After making noises for about five minutes, I got up, walked to the bathroom, and puked in the middle of the floor. Then I came back to my room, and on my way in, tripped over my roomie's chair. He says that I fell over it, and took it down with me so it was on top of me, and then wrestled it for a good couple of minutes before getting it off of me and getting back to bed. I don't remember any of it, but the puddle of vomit in the middle of the bathroom floor was definitely there when I woke up the next day.