ATOT science buffs I need your help

[minendo]

My boyfriend says he is pregnant with my child, but I know for a fact that it isn't mine. I am positive that it is just a ploy to keep me around. Please provide me with scientific findings to prove that it isn't mine.

PLEASE

 

[blackdogdeek]

lol

 

[Fausto]

IDB only produces children in extremely rare cases (I'm not mentioning names, but many of them post in P&N). You're not the father.

/thread

 

[Hankerton]

JUNIOR

Arnold got pregnant, there's your proof.

Say hellow to child support!

 

I know that a coat hanger is the proper tool to use.

 

[yllus]

Link to original thread?!

 

[BooGiMaN]

man can the world really survive with little minendos running around...i say squash the buggers as soon as they pop out...like coca-roshes

 

[DingDingDao]

Zeeky boogy doog

 

[Chiboy]

The pregnency test doesnt lie! I'm sorry slugger but this is no ploy, i'm pregnent with your child.

 

[Phoenix86]

OK, I'll submit my DNA, but it's going to take a while to it compared.

Sorry, the rubber broke...

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Hankerton
JUNIOR

Arnold got pregnant, there's your proof.

Say hellow to neffing support!

Fixed.

 

[gururu]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
The pregnency test doesnt lie! I'm sorry slugger but this is no ploy, i'm pregnent with your child.

man, please learn to spell pregn*nt before you have kids. too many illiterate parents having kids already. 😉

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
The pregnency test doesnt lie! I'm sorry slugger but this is no ploy, i'm pregnent with your child.

It may have been a bumpy ride, but it was fun while it lasted.

 

[Siva]

I came up with a sure fire at home pregnancy test, a couple years ago when my girlfriend and I had a scare. Have him pee in your mouth, and if it tastes delicious you better start saving for child support.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: gururu

Originally posted by: Chiboy
The pregnency test doesnt lie! I'm sorry slugger but this is no ploy, i'm pregnent with your child.

man, please learn to spell pregn*nt before you have kids. too many illiterate parents having kids already. 😉

Capitalize your sentences young man.

*whack with ruler*

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
man can the world really survive with little minendos running around...i say squash the buggers as soon as they pop out...like coca-roshes

lol wtf are coca-roshes? Some kind of cola flavored chocolate? 😛