ATOT Roleplaying thread **OFFICIAL**

[Schadenfroh]

Current Quests
The Flame from the East (see my last post)


(Inspired by this thread)


Anand walks into a tavarn known as AT. There is a variety of people around him, such as those wearing paper bags over their heads, appearing as santa, even the borg. He sits down and calls the bar keeper known as FuseTalk over and asks him to serve him up a new forum. He told him that he believes that these ATers should have a place to roleplay non geeks and thus the bar keeper spawned a new thread with the "Post Message" button on his counter. The people in the tavern soon came to a new world, a bold world called ATOT. This is the story of creation, now you must find your destiny among the posters of this new world of AT


This is where your story begins noble poster! You must walk your own path of this forum. There are many levels to grind with neffing and many classes to chose from. Beware tho, bad decisions may result in banning and thus forcing you to reroll as a new character on the forum.


Some of the many classes in World of EverATOT :

The classes of ATOT are based on those of World of ForumCraft

Starting Out: Classes

The first decision you'll need to make is choosing your class. This decision is not an easy one: be sure to choose one that fits your personal post-style, and not what other people think your post style should or should not be. The available classes are below:


Whiners:
Type: Primary Complaint Dealer
Standard Bars: Interest / Ineptitude (Builds points towards whining when loosing battles due to incompetence)
Available Armor: Stupidity, Denial

Example Ability:
Fury of the Nerfsayer (Class: Whiner)
Instant Post, Cost: 15 Inept. Cooldown: 30 seconds.
Upon death in WoW, the Whiner immediately gains an flaming bonus against the class of his attacker, and automatically posts no fewer than 5 reasons and/or posts as to why the attacker was overpowered and must be nerfed.


Trolls:
Type: Hybrid Incindiary Comment Dealer
Standard Bars: Offensiveness / Relevance (Increases the Trolls chance to dodge Banishment as Relevance builds.)
Available Armor: CAP-LOCK, Exclamation Points

Example Ability:
Threadicide (Class: Troll)
Finishing Move, Cost: 75 Offensiveness Cooldown: Varies (Dependant on Mood of Target Moderator).
Sacrificing his entire accumulated Offensiveness bar, a Troll with zero Relevance can force the immediate annihilation of a given thread. This results in being afflicted by Banishment. Whiners may invoke Rebirth on closed threads.


Elitists:
Type: Primary Insult Dealer
Standard Bars: Interest / 0wn4g3 (Builds points towards Insults by ganking level 20's in WoW for hours on end)
Available Armor: Counterinsult, Superiority

Example Ability:
Embellishment (Class: Elitist)
Passive
When recounting an event in game, The Elitist gains a +50% bonus to all damage dealt, a +10 bonus to the victim's level (with a chance to crit), and a +3 bonus to number of opposing players. Any event regarding failure by the Elitist is resisted. May be countered by Calculator.


Morons:
Type: Primary Insult Tank
Standard Bars: Interest (300% bonus to interest on this class)
Available Armor: Heavy Stupidity

Example Ability:
Will of the Forgetful (Class: Moron)
Instant Cast: 2 minute cooldown.
Upon activation, the Moron forgets the few things they actually know about the game. This enables them to post questions they've already posted, ask questions already answered on the front page or in the FAQ, and often times will completely forget what class they're playing. Causes a high amount of threat.


Consumers:
Type: Primary Ranged Complaint Dealer
Standard Bars: Interest / Statutes (Builds points towards ranged company attacks through discovery of new reasons why Blizzard is breaking the law, regardless of validity)
Available Armor: Terms of Service

Example Ability:
Class-action lawsuit (Class: Consumer)
Reagent: BBB
The consumer bands X posters to his cause, unifying them in a bogus and hollow claim of wrongful action by Blizzard. The only damage this causes is to the Morons, who think Blizzard might go out of business, or the Fanbois, who gain Bloodlust.


Fanbois:
Type: Primary Complaint Tank
Standard Bars: Interest / Battle.net (Powers reactions proclaiming why Blizzard Roxors the big one!!1!11)
Available Armor: Denial

Example Ability:
Nova of Blizzardic Deification (Class: Fanboi)
Type: Instant Cast, 1 hour cooldown.
In a desperate act of faith, the Fanboi creates an entire thread dedicated to why every post considered aggressive to Blizzard is not only incorrect, but blasphemous. The unbelievers will burn in righteous fire. All hail the king.


Calculator:
Type: True Hybrid
Standard Bars: Interest / Caffeine (Keeps Calculator going till 4am crunching every number they can get their hands on)
Available Armor: Counterpoint, Vanish

Example Ability:
Crushing Dissertation (Class: Calculator)
Reagent: Thottbot.com
Creates a giant wall of text, stunning nearby posters for 1-5 minutes while they try to make sense of what you have posted. Morons may flee in fear, Whiners are immune to the effects of this ability.



For the most devout fanatics of the World of Forumcraft, there's the most prestigious of titles: the hero class "Moderator".


Moderator:
Prerequisites: High forum level, Hometown: Irvine, CA
Standard Bars: Interest (Forced) / Mood (dictates % of locked threads)
Available Armor: Terms of Service, Vanish

Example Abilities:

Divination
24 hour cast, 2 week cooldown
The moderator invokes the rites of the Developers, and Divines information about the status of the game. Temporarily lowers the threat level of nearby posters for a few minutes.

Banishment:
Instant Cast, 30 second cooldown
Much like Exorcism, but targets Whiners instead of Undead.

Note Game Maters are called Moderators, please contact them for tech support.

 

[Savarak]

NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ALERT!

 

[Ns1]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[Vertimus]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

WINNAR!!!!!11!!11

 

[Savarak]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

darn you and your witty responses.... puts mine to shame!

I cast a +4 spell of "No-Response" and lay a cloak of "thread-killer" on the reply button. Its my specialty.

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BWAHAHAHA

My turn.... LLLLLERRRRORYYY JENKINS

 

[DaTT]

I walk up to the barkeep and say........"Where's Zim? The usual barkeep?"

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Savarak
NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ALERT!

(please put any OOC chat in parentheses)

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Savarak

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

darn you and your witty responses.... puts mine to shame!

I cast a +4 spell of "No-Response" and lay a cloak of "thread-killer" on the reply button. Its my specialty.

I tap 2 islands and cast counterspell to your no response. Then I tap 1 island, 2 forests and 3 sol rings and cast a level 6 mind sink on your thread killer.

At the end of my turn I draw 3 cards.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BWAHAHAHA

My turn.... LLLLLERRRRORYYY JENKINS

AT LEAST I HAVE CHICKEN

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Anand steals NeuroSynapsis's soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. His body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because he is only a Lvl. 2 druid.

 

[vshah]

I cast level 99 nef on this thread

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Fools!! You are letting the orc escape! He has taken my crown of magic! That crown was given to me as a gift from my parents. Who ever is able to capture the orc and slay him, shall recieve a valuable gift! NOW GO!!!

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
Anand steals NeuroSynapsis's soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. His body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because he is only a Lvl. 2 druid.

I spend 5 minutes running to the nearest graveyard where I ressurect. From there I go and beat down rabbits for 10 minutes and gain 1 level. I go to the inn and rest.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
Anand steals NeuroSynapsis's soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. His body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because he is only a Lvl. 2 druid.

I spend 5 minutes running to the nearest graveyard where I ressurect. From there I go and beat down rabbits for 10 minutes and gain 1 level. I go to the inn and rest.

Ogres set fire to the inn in the middle of the night. Your corpse lies in the remains and your belongings were looted.

 

[sonz70]

*walks in and says* Hey everyone..

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
Anand steals NeuroSynapsis's soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. His body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because he is only a Lvl. 2 druid.

I spend 5 minutes running to the nearest graveyard where I ressurect. From there I go and beat down rabbits for 10 minutes and gain 1 level. I go to the inn and rest.

Ogres set fire to the inn in the middle of the night. Your corpse lies in the remains and your belongings were looted.

Damnit

I log off.

 

[Brazen]

Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
Anand steals NeuroSynapsis's soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. His body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because he is only a Lvl. 2 druid.

I spend 5 minutes running to the nearest graveyard where I ressurect. From there I go and beat down rabbits for 10 minutes and gain 1 level. I go to the inn and rest.

Ogres set fire to the inn in the middle of the night. Your corpse lies in the remains and your belongings were looted.

Damnit

I log off.

NOOB!

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
Anand steals NeuroSynapsis's soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. His body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because he is only a Lvl. 2 druid.

I spend 5 minutes running to the nearest graveyard where I ressurect. From there I go and beat down rabbits for 10 minutes and gain 1 level. I go to the inn and rest.

Ogres set fire to the inn in the middle of the night. Your corpse lies in the remains and your belongings were looted.

Damnit

I log off.

NOOB!

:*(

don't make me call leroy!!

 

[HN]

JEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNKINS

 

[SZLiao214]

Arg, to tired to read all of the forumcraft stuff. Wouldn't mind trying some roleplaying later though.

 

[Brazen]

Brazen's wife comes into the bar, tells him to get to bed. Brazen casts Lvl 10 InAMinute. Wife counters with lvl 500 YouSaidThatLastNight. Brazen evaporates and cannot respawn for 30 minutes.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Most strange....... So many here claiming to be Leeeeeroy jeeeennkins.

Does anyone know of any ancient tome that we could use to find who is telling the truth?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Most strange....... So many here claiming to be Leeeeeroy jeeeennkins.

Does anyone know of any ancient tome that we could use to find who is telling the truth?

go to the sacred monestary

find the book on teh 2nd level