ATOT Rejoice!!! - Japanese lab invents Internet kissing machine.

[SKORPI0]

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A Japanese lab has created a device that may let let you "French kiss" someone over the Internet. And by "kiss," we mean waggle your tongue on a plastic straw, thereby making another plastic straw waggle remotely on someone else's tongue.
Hot, huh?
Well, the folks at Tokyo's Kajimoto Laboratory say it's just the beginning of what could become a full-on person-to-person experience over the Internet.

These Japanese are surely creepy beyond words. Might as well make a "remote love machine" to do it with your loved one if you're away for a business trip. I prefer to do it the old fashioned way.

Only works with a Apple Mac. No Windows version planned. :hmm:

 

[Blackjack200]

I'm shocked, shocked, that this came out of Japan. I guess their still working on the soiled panty machine.

 

[Lean L]

Isn't this just simple robotics over ip? Why does it need to run on any OS?

 

[Apple Of Sodom]

Do you think they will make a tentacle option?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Because kissing is a lot like sucking on a power drill.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

And to wonder why we ran out of IP4 addresses...

 

[Atreus21]

Do you think they will make a tentacle option?

And to wonder why we ran out of IP4 addresses...

you guys are killing me.

 

[JS80]

Do you think they will make a tentacle option?

that IS the tentacle!

 

[JS80]

2 dudes are going to be using it most of the time thinking there's a girl on the other end

 

[Sentrosi2121]

And by "kiss," we mean waggle your tongue on a plastic straw, thereby making another plastic straw waggle remotely on someone else's tongue.

They are assuming that the other straw is still in that person's mouth.
Oh the Applicashens!

 

[uhohs]

 

[dank69]

They are assuming that the other straw is still in that person's mouth.
Oh the Applicashens!

Nice! Now my russian bride 'peggy' can toss my salad over the internet!

 

[Scotteq]

What the Internet *really* needs is a remote "Slap" application.

 

[Newbian]

Reminds me of Futurama making out with a computer to verify it's him.